In case you missed it: Top Ten Messages On Al Gore's Answering Machine

(hope this isn't a dupe)

Last night's Top Ten List from David Letterman was in regards to Gore's answering machine messages post-winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Some funny, some...well, you know.

At any rate, here we go:

10. "Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card"

9. "George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy"

8. "It's Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business"

7. "Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns"

6. "This is Hillary. If you run for president, I'll snap your neck"

5. "It's Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?"

4. "Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?"

3. "I'm calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You're just sweating because you're getting fat"

2. "This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?"

And the Number 1 Message on Al Gore's Answering Machine:

1. "It's Cheney. Watch your back, Jack"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20071015.phtml

You can also watch the video at the above link.

Complaining about the politicization of the Nobel Peace Prize: "Mother Teresa? F*ck her!"