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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 11:58 AM
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Chuck Norris is gonna kick our asses if we don't vote for Huckleberry!
http://tpmelectioncentral.com/2007/10/chuck_norris_isnt_endorsing_huckabee_hes_appointing_him.php


Chuck Norris Isn't Endorsing Huckabee — He's Appointing Him
By Eric Kleefeld - October 22, 2007, 11:13AM

In a new column over at WorldNetDaily, Chuck Norris has announced that he is supporting Mike Huckabee for president.

"Friends, it's time for people to get off the bench and onto the playing field," Norris writes. "If we are going to see a man like Mike Huckabee elected, it's time to rally behind him, support him financially, pray for him daily and spread the word of his character, platform and experience.

"So can a man who was raised in a poor background from Hope, Ark., become governor then president? As Mike says, 'Our country has already proven that!' What I would ask is: Give Hope another chance! This time, they want to send in the real cavalry."

(Via The Palmetto Scoop.)
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:00 PM
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1. Round house kick!
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:00 PM
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2. Chuck Norris can KISS my ass.
What a loser.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:06 PM
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3. There's no doubt Chuck can "kick my ass."
And if he did, he'd be "kicking ass" in prison.
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gilpo Donating Member (601 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 01:05 PM
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11. Why? Are you in prison?
j/k :evilgrin: :crazy:
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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:07 PM
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4. Look here Mr. Norris... I was born in Hope, AR and live here now...
and I can assure you ***we don't want no stinkin' Huckster in the White House***... I don't care where he's from.

And what is this "our country has already proven that"? Just because he is from Hope, I'll bet you didn't have the Big Dog's back, your right-wing whore monger!! :puke:
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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:19 PM
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5. omg, i thought it was the onion....
this shit is real?
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:46 PM
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6. Did all that karate fighting damage old Chuck a lucks brain. I think so.
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:52 PM
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7. boot to the head! ::whoosh:: ::thump::
OW! he booted me in da head.

::smilie flipping the bird:::
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msu2ba Donating Member (231 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 02:25 PM
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12. These are indeed Frantic Times! n/t
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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:53 PM
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8. Hey Chuck, haven't you heard, it's Giuliani vs Clinton
The others are irrelevant!!
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 12:56 PM
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9. hope mr norris has taken his vitamins
there are a lot of butts he is gonna have to kick
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seasat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 01:03 PM
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10. Well he certainly benifits Huckabilly in one way.
Chuck Norris is evidence against the theory of evolution.
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 02:46 PM
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13. no
he's just more evidence that evolution has passed some people by.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 03:05 PM
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14. chuck has been kicked in the head one to many times. nt
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