On aging~

>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
> AND THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.. YOU'LL
> LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH
> AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
> APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,
> WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A
> TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
> WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
> 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A
> SECRET CRUSH ON,
> WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY
> DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
> BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY
> TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE
> EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
> PARK HIGH SCHOOL. "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,"
> HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I
> ASKED. HE ANSWERED ,! ! ! "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME
> CLOSELY. THEN, THAT > UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT
> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

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I needed a laugh this morning. Thank you!

I knew I had definitely entered middle age when young people consistently started calling me "Ma'am."

my wrinkles have ZIP to do with that! ;)

i went to ONE class reunion...30 yrs. my spouse and i thought we must have gone in the wrong room...we wondered who all these old fuckers were....we were in the right room.

:rofl: Good God, that's sounding familiar! :rofl: