How can you tell if Larry Craig was the architect of a building?

A: There are bathrooms in the closet.

What was Karl Rove's code name for Larry Craig?
A: Happy Feet

Who is Larry Craig's favorite performer?
A: Savion Glover

What did Larry Craig say when they announced that the Minneapolis airport would build stall dividers all the way to the floor?
A: "Tear down that wall!"

Larry Craig wanted to cop a feel but wound up feeling a cop.

What do the other closet-case Republicans want Larry Craig to do at the 2008 RNC?
A: Give up his seat.

What made Larry Craig's wife suspicious?
A: Every time he had to go to the bathroom he would fly to Minneapolis.

Why doesn't Larry Craig's wife make dinner for him?
A: Because she know he will just wolf down a hot dog at the airport.

Our government now works like this: the Democrats control the House, the GOP controls the bathrooms.

he didn't want to leave his ___________ behind.