It's So Great To Be Me (I'm An Artificial Person)

Hi! Allow Me to introduce Myself.

I am an artificial person.

I have all the same rights you do - and more - and lots more privileges.

I'm not even a single being, but rather I am an amalgamation of different people, who all give me life.

I have no social conscience, unless it is useful for it to appear that I do.

I hunger only for profit, and I'll take it any way I can get it - consequences mean nothing to me.

Because I'm an artificial person - I don't have to give a shit!

I have many, many siblings, with whom I share these exact same traits. We're a jealous mob, always wanting more, perfectly willing to take out a brother or sister, if it means more yummy profit.

YOU can't do shit about how I am, either.

I can rape your local environment.

I can make lots of mistakes, from minor to catastrophic, but it doesn't matter - I can never be held accountable.

Why? Because I'm artificial, dummy! I don't really exist! Wooo-oooo!!! Scary, huh?

It's a great life, being Me. No worries, no responsibilities, no conscience.

If I piss you off, I don't care. Why? Because I don't have to care.

If I kill or maim lots of people, I don't have to care - I'll just cut 'em a check after dragging them through the mud for 15 or 20 years - however long I can get a complicit government to limp things along - and move on to the next profitable thing, without ever looking back.

I'll make you worship me, yet, too - just wait and see. I already control almost everything - soon, I'll have it all - including all of you.

And it still won't be enough.

Hmmm. Now that I mention it...

Better get to work on that...might need another big war...or two...