Things to send the GOP in those prepaid envelopes that come with $ begging letters

pstokely

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:16 PM
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Things to send the GOP in those prepaid envelopes that come with $ begging letters

Expired coupons, non-winning lottery tickets

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ticapnews

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:18 PM
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1. Apologies to the Blues Brothers...

"One unused prophylactic....... One soiled." :D

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iwillalwayswonderwhy

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:19 PM
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2. I always write a polite no thank you and send it back

and giggle.

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Iris

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:29 PM
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8. the best one for me included a "survey" and the last question was

NO! I don't want the Democrat party to have the presidency for the rest of my lifetime. Heres' $____ to stop them!

NO! I don't want.... but I cannot donate at this time.

YES! I want the Democrats to control the White House for the rest of my life so I am not sending a donation!

I checked AND circled the YES option and then laughed my ass of while putting it in my mailbox!

Haven't heard from them since.

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Ian David

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:22 PM
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3. I've sent 30 pounds of landscaping bricks to The RNC

Edited on Sun Oct-28-07 08:25 PM by IanDB1

I got a fund-raising letter from The RNC- with postage-paid reply envelope
Topic started by IanDB1 on Sep-23-05 10:00 AM (13 replies)
Last modified by IanDB1 on

More:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4859538

Obviously, the photo has been modified to blank-out my return address.

The regular postman didn't take it, but the weekend guy did.

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Labors of Hercules

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:24 PM
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6. Oh HELL YES! We should all do that!

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L. Coyote

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:25 PM
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7. Good idea, waste of valuable bricks. What, no plain rocks there?

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havocmom

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:57 PM
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18. I have a really big dog

It's probably illegal to mail dog poop, but I'm not sure. Any lawyers of post masters in the house?

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SlowDownFast

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:12 PM
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27. NOW you're on to something.

Edited on Sun Oct-28-07 09:20 PM by utopiansecretagent

:rofl:

edited:
OMG, I'm still laughing...

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L. Coyote

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:22 PM
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4. A polite letter saying you just changed parties because of the BUSH JUNTA crimes.

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MannyGoldstein

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:23 PM
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5. Cinder Block

I don't know that they ever actually make it there, but it feels right.

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Junkdrawer

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:53 PM
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16. Monkey Warfare from "Steal This Book"... n/t

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krispos42

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:29 PM
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9. I'll have to mail in some steel scrap

They have to pay by the ounce, right?

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hlthe2b

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:31 PM
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10. Old phone books for recycling...

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johncoby2

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:34 PM
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11. I always check the $5000 donation box.....

But never send the check.

I get calls from them that I just ignore.

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Generic Brad

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:36 PM
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12. A $1 check, but there's a catch

On the memo line, write "For Sexual Favors".

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madokie

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:49 PM
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14. the best one yet

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ticapnews

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:52 PM
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15. Could do a 1 penny donation on a credit card..

Edited on Sun Oct-28-07 08:53 PM by ticapnews

Not only is the RNC obligated to pay the postage on your letter, but if they process the 1 cent contribution, they get charged anywhere from $1-5 by the credit card company. So they are losing up to $4.99 on every transaction. A few million of those and they'd be bankrupt. :D
Also, if you use American Express, you can call them and ask them to double check the validity of the charge. AMEX charges "experience points" to each vendor and bills them every time a customer calls about a charge - even if the customer doesn't challenge the charge. :)

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krispos42

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:49 PM
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35. He he he, you're evil

I like it!

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havocmom

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:55 PM
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17. Does the $1 donation get you on their mailing list for every little thing?

It might be worth a buck or two to get on lots of lists so they waste $$ mailing more shit asking for money. :evilgrin:

Also, it is sorta helpful to get their emails. Gives you a head start on the week's talking points. Where I work, the previous chair warmer was on RNC email list. It was LOTS of fun getting a peak at what Ken Mehlman thought was helpful and motivating. :rofl:

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L. Coyote

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:07 PM
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21. Two Bits, and, on the pay to line, "Republican Congressional Criminal Defense Fund"

:rofl: and in the amount line, write, "my two bits." Save the memo line for something nice like, "Good luck with that."

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orleans

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:09 PM
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24. i wonder if you made a check out to that name would they actually

cash it? that would be totally hysterical!

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L. Coyote

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Mon Oct-29-07 12:25 AM
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40. It would make a great eBay item if you got it back!

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orleans

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Mon Oct-29-07 12:57 AM
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41. it sure would. n/t

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Lint Head

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Sun Oct-28-07 08:45 PM
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13. I usually send a note saying it is illegal to send pornography

through the mail and say that I have also reported it to the Postmaster General. Some young child may receive the fascist propaganda and actually believe it. :dem:

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mmonk

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:00 PM
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19. Something birth control related. We don't need any more of them.

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Adsos Letter

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:01 PM
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20. fish...n/t

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orleans

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:08 PM
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22. "I am currently unemployed and without health insurance but as soon as i

get my child's hospital bill and surgery paid for, and get the car repaired, i will be sending you a check."

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Ilsa

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Sun Oct-28-07 10:32 PM
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38. I like that, except they'll probably figure they are repressing

donations to Dems by withholding healthcare for kids.

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orleans

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Sun Oct-28-07 10:50 PM
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39. okay, then how 'bout this one:

"I'm sorry i'm unable to contribute any money to the republican party this year as i have already donated everything i owned, including my life savings, to the church. however, i am happy the republican party has made me a believer"

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Ilsa

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Mon Oct-29-07 11:06 AM
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42. you're good at this! nt

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orleans

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Mon Oct-29-07 02:03 PM
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43. thank you. n/t

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KitchenWitch

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:08 PM
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23. Old phone books.

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mmonk

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:11 PM
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25. An anvil.

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mitchtv

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:11 PM
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26. Free gay porn scratch off coupons

guaranteed to be used

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Ian David

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:16 PM
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29. gay porn lotterty??? n/t

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mitchtv

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:31 PM
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31. No, like FREE 30 minutes

of Box turtle love, and the like. They give them away. scratch off the PIN

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Ian David

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:31 PM
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33. Never seen that.

If it's free, I could be gay for 30 minutes.

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mitchtv

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:38 PM
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34. I got an hour sitting here glowing at me

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underpants

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:12 PM
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28. Naked pictures of Dr.Laura and Jeff Gannon

or maybe this

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krispos42

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:53 PM
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37. Or nekked Rush

;evilgrin:

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unkachuck

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:28 PM
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30. fifteen....

....pubic hairs and an eight by ten color photo of Bo Diddley, suitable for framing....

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alfredo

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:31 PM
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32. Old junk mail

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krispos42

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Sun Oct-28-07 09:52 PM
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36. Dear RNC Syncophant,

Let me get this straight.

You want ME to pay for the priviledge of having YOU put more national debt on MY children?

Good luck with that.

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