Brand-new freeperism:

:rofl:

... I stand corrected.

:rofl:

Can you imagine going through life with such a concept and never even questioning what, exactly, "ass nine" might define?

And it is probably the most sophisticated term the Poor Tool is capable of using in any kind of correct way.


By the way, your reply made me laugh for the first time today, Nance.

And that in itself is pretty tragic, being as how it is almost 5 o'clock.

And it IS truly mind-boggling!

Anyway, glad I made you laugh - you could use a few these days.

:hug:

ass nine seems a typo to me, but I don't know what it should have been. (from outta country - one you'll be waging war on within a century:)

Oh, wait. Wrong nine.

why everything Bush touches turns to shit!

Well done!

:woohoo:

The Ass Nine theory. Such a parody is screaming to be written.

mikey_the_rat

:dunce:

:thumbsup:

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

And my resentment is hugh!!1111

:rofl: !!! MKJ

on edit, I'm sorry to bring the esteemed Mr. Vonnegut into this but,

ass nine, :rofl:

in the hand are better than ten asses in the bush.

:)

:rofl:

:P

:hi:

Like anyone is going to take them seriesly.

He might tap himself to death. Look what happened when there was only one ass involved.

:spray: :rofl:

All of your pics are in my video. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HqTGGEuKk

That was awesome.

My friends are all gonna see this now.

Thanks.

Tops the scale at ass-ten!

:rofl:

"AMERICA THE FOLLOWING IS WHAT THE COMMUNIST MAIN STREAM MEDIA IN AMERICA WON'T TELL YOU THAT REALLY HAPPENED IN NEW ORLEANS AND TO COMPARE IT WITH THE RECENT FIRES IN CALIFORNIA IS TOTALLY ASS NINE. THE PEOPLE IN THE KATRINA ASSASINATION BY OUR GOVERNMENT; ISRAEL, ENTAILED POOR BLACKS AND WHITES WITH NO MONEY OR CLOUT WITH THE INTENTION OF STEALING THEIR PROPERTY ULTIMATELY TO BUILD HUGE LUXURY HOTELS TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR THEMSELVES. TO COMPARE THAT TO THE VICTIMS IN CA'S FIRES LIKE THE BLUE BLOODED PEOPLE IN RANCHO BERNARDO, RANCHO SANTA FE, POWAY, ETC., WHO FOR THE MOST PART LIVE IN MILLION DOLLAR HOMES MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE. THESE FIRES WERE PURPOSELY SET BY THE SAME GOVERNMENT (OURS) THAT DESTROYED THE TWIN TOWERS, OK BUILDING ETC. IT WAS DONE MERELY TO BE ABLE TO IMPROVE BUSH'S IMAGE WITH THE PUBLIC FROM HIS INEPT & PURPOSEFUL MIS HANDLING OF THE KATRINA VICTIMS. IT ALSO GAVE HIM THE CHANCE TO BLAME HIS EVIL ON THE AL QUEDA (ISRAEL'S MOSSAD). HIS HANDLING OF THE CA FIRES VICTIMS WOULD IMPROVE HIS IMAGE WITH KATRINA AND LOOK LIKE HE WAS AFTER THE TERRORIST THAT CAUSED IT ALL ULTIMATELY TO GET AWAY WITH GOING TO WAR WITH IRAN FOR ISRAEL TO START WW3. HE CAN'T DO SO WITH SUCH A LOW IMAGE HE HAD PRIOR. HOW SICK IS THAT? WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THIS AMERICA?? BUSH/ISRAEL HAS ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD FEELINGS FOR ANYONE IN AMERICA JUST THEIR EVIL AGENDA OF NWO/JWO FOR ISRAEL'S NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE ENSLAVEMENT OF AMERICA/WORLD."

:shrug:

He called me last week to see if we were OK, and towards the end of the call he started complaining about Bush, but he's a dyed-in-the-wool, NRA-variety freeper.

The spelling is obviously bad...then again so is mine. The writing is befuddled and incoherent, but I don't see freeper in it. What I see is a person who is confused about why things are going the way they are and starting to question why.

...was "Ass Nine From Outer Space" -- instead of the true title of the widely-acclaimed worst movie ever, "Plan Nine From Outer Space.

Heh.

brilliant.

Having spent too much time in the redneck South, this is what is known as the "Whup-Ass" scale. As in "when your daddy gets home, he's gonna open a can of whup-ass on you!"
As a previous poster indicated, 7 or 8 whup-asses is a lot of whup-ass. Nine is the maximum on the whup-ass scale, so the only real problem here is one of redundancy, as the word 'totally' is not needed.
And if anyone dares so much as to snicker and show their ignorance, I gots me nine cans of whup-ass I can open up on you.
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

i'm from california, we can figure out the Richter scale. ass nine is like an apocalyptic ass whuppin', and the tsunami will be so hard it'll slap the makeup off the Harajuku girls in Tokyo.

Having grown up hearing that threat, it never occurred to me until well into my adulthood, that I should have found that utterly disgusting.

Southern colloquialisms are a joy and a wonder.



My Favorite Master Artist: Karen Parker GhostWoman Studios

What a way for the world to end.

Seriesly -- one of the freepers recently yelled at another one for making "vial" comments about Ann Coulter!

That ass is at least a 9.5

-Hoot

'Ass Nine'?? for fucks sake! If that is not a clear indication that out education system does not work, then I do not know what is. Hell, it is more likely that the person was home schooled.

Here is a Clue for the freeping idiot: USE SPELL CHECK.

Try it!

You don't want to know about the first 8.

it becomes difficult to label this a "Freeperism"

This is the site http://www.calitics.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=4175 comment at the bottom. Obvious that this person needs some education, however, the comment is on a progressive website.

:rofl:

the "communist media".

They're insulting themselves and they don't even know it.

lol

:P

Perfect score!!!!!!

So there.

What the fuck is this guy smoking?

"I'll give her face a two, and her ass nine."