Remember, Remember the Seventh of November

Remember, remember the Seventh of November,
The GOP Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why GOP Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Al Gore, Al Gore, t'was his intent
To low old coal and save Enviro'ment
Three-score pages of Opinion blow
To approve America's overthrow;
By Court's providence he was catch'd
With jury stacked and votes to match.
Holloa boys, holloa Sandy, bet that hell did ring.
Holloa boys, holloa Sandy, you gave us this Reigme.




The original:

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!