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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:42 PM
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If GWB was my son.......
I would kick his ass into the next century.

Inspired by lonestarnot :hi:

Have fun.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:44 PM
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1. I can't expand on that.
:rofl:
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:45 PM
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2. He's a poster-child for
birth control that's for sure.
:rofl:
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:00 PM
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12. Or abortion.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:45 PM
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3. I'd kick him back in time into Babs' womb
and give her a second chance to reconsider the choice of abortion.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:00 PM
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11. Yeah, but what if he showed up again?
I'm going with the Mars Mission. Those guys will never make it back.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 10:29 AM
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27. LOL! n/t
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:45 PM
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4. Poppy did that. Starting in 1992.
This is the next century. He shoulda just kicked him.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:45 PM
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5. ...I would disown him! nt
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:45 PM
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6. If GWB was MY son, I'd replace him with someone smarter to further my agenda
with alot less clumsiness.

Oh wait - Jackson Stephens arranged that adoption and that actually HAPPENED, didn't it?

Never mind - I'm being redundant.
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:54 PM
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7. I'd be serving life for patricide.
GWB is just a watered-down version of his whiny-ass, thin-skinned dad. Fuck you Bush I, for foisting this piece of shit on America. You and Babs created this monstrosity, and for that, you deserve nothing but contempt. Frankenstein had better luck in his lab.
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:54 PM
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8. I would not be available for comment. Ever.

Ever.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 10:25 AM
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25. Ha Ha
great answer.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:56 PM
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9. i'd hit all the talk shows and call him a wet brain alcoholic narcissistic psychopath..i'd stand all...
day beside the freeway with a sign ..that said ..'im sorry'
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:57 PM
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10. zoo
I'd run down to the zoo to throw rocks at the stork.
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:02 PM
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13. I thought you were going to say the doctor would have slapped his mother.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:10 PM
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14. If dat was my son, I take him by his ear and drag him out on the lawn, pull down his pants and bust
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 08:15 PM by lonestarnot
his ass good. After his ass was bloody ass red, I'd get me a sponge, tie him to a board, and give him a dose of the old waterboard. Then, I take him by the ear, drag him back in the house find his favorite fucking thing, bust it against the wall while he watched. Then I'd grab his ear again and drag his it back out to the crowd of standing only room peace protesters surrounding the house to appologize to them and the world. Then I'd grab is fucking ear again, and drag him back to his room, tell him he was grounded for the rest of his fucking life and slam him in, put the padlock on the door, call for the handyman to cut a hole in the door for food, and then call Dennis to come and take over from there with his pocket Constitution!
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 10:28 AM
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26. Whoa!
After that he might have begun to appear almost human!

If there was never a GWB would there be a pocket constitution or would Dennis just need bigger pockets?

J/King, I have my own and have had it for a long time.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:17 PM
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15. Presumably its too late
for his mother to terminate the pregnancy ? :shrug:
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:29 PM
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16. LO-fucking-L n/t
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:38 PM
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17. I would fire up the flux capicitator, hop in the DeLorean, head back in time ...
AND CUT MY FUCKING DICK OFF!!!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:40 PM
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18. OMG!
:rofl:
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:41 PM
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19. LOL!
:spray:
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sicksicksick_N_tired Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 10:32 AM
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29. BWHAHAHAHA! ROFLMFAO!!!!
:rofl:

ommygod that was great!!!

:rofl:
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:22 PM
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20. If GWB was my son, he would have had a totally different upbringing
and maybe he wouldn't be the insufferable prick that he has turned out to be. Thankfully, none of my sons has his attitude.
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Rincewind Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:46 PM
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21. If he was my son,
I would have thrown him out, and kept the afterbirth.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 10:01 PM
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24. Another OMG! LOL
:rofl: Seriously fucking cracking up! :rofl:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:57 PM
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22. I would go back in time and convince myself to have a vasectomy.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:58 PM
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23. I would have flushed
when Babs first crapped it out
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sicksicksick_N_tired Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 10:31 AM
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28. I would have filed a petition to have his crazy A committed,....
,...AT LEAST SIX YEARS AGO!!!!
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 02:32 PM
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30. I would be a complete idiot called Babs - horrible thought!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-10-07 02:32 PM
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31. i would kick my own ass.
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