Republican Rhapsody

Republican Rhapsody

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Is this the real life? Or my liberal enemies?
Caught in my own slime. No escape from the IRS.
Open my books? Look in your mind’s eye and see
Crashing jets. I need your sympathy.
Because I'm sleazy down to the bone.
Using 9/11’s really low
But any way the wind blows shouldn't really matter to you, to you.

Your Honor, just killed your race,
Your chance to be the Boss,
To be the President.
Rudy, I’m so sorry.
I’ve got to go-o-o-o.
Gotta leave the mob behind and go to court!
Rudy, ooh, please return my calls!
Is it true you wish you’d never met me at all?
Carry on, carry on. There’s still really stupid voters.

I see a little scumbolo of a man
What a douche, what a douche, fucking over Ground Zero!
Judith Regan‘s lying, very, very fright'ning me
(Giuliani.) Judith Regan. (Giuliani.) Judith Regan, Giuliani figaro magnifico.
I'm a good constable on a bad beat
He's a good constable on a bad beat
Let’s make him head of homeland security!
I will sing, can we cut a deal?
Bullshit! No, we will not let you go!
(Let him go!) Bullshit! We will not let you go!
(Let him go!) Bullshit! We will not let you go!
(Let me walk.) Will not let you go!
(Let me walk.) Will not let you go! (Let me walk.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh Giuliani, Giuliani, be my lawyer!
A defense fund put aside for me, for me, for me-e-e.

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