Funniest post ever at Wonkette

Wonkette's letter to Red State re banning Paultards:

This is a call for internet bipartisanship. We must bipartisan…ly declare war on the Paultards! We don’t know precisely what this war entails. This is where you come in, since you’re the Republicans. You guys know how to carry out wars, right? Strategy and the like? Well, you at least know how to start wars, which is fine with us. We welcome an insurgency. Bring it on, as your leader would say.

As we’ve both witnessed over the past few years, Congress hasn’t passed like, a single bill at all because of immature spats and dangerous political posturing. We will show them how to put aside our differences and work together for AMERICA, by ridding the internet of pompous Paultards. It will be like the U.S. and the Soviet Union teaming up to stop the Nazis. We get to be FDR though. Actually fuck it, we’ll be Stalin.

What say ye?

Bon chance,
Wonkette

Some great comments too:

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BY MARCELPARCELLS AT 11/13/07 01:17 PM @Moncrief: Skip FDR. We'll let them be Truman. They'd love getting the chance to drop the bomb, even as a democrat.


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BY MONCRIEF AT 11/13/07 01:18 PM If you'd told someone in the fifties that in fifty years the ideological children of Joseph ("Better dead than Red") McCarthy would be running a website called Red State they would have, I don't know, probably asked you what the fuck a website was.


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BY EIRC AT 11/13/07 01:23 PM Wait. So who would the Jews be? …The advertisers? This analogy is just too complex for little ol' me. I'll be France then, I guess.
(lulz, see that? Red State-ers love that joke!)


http://wonkette.com/politics/bipartisanship/an-open-letter-to-redstatecom-322141.php