IF ONLY I HAD A MAGIC WAND ... - Democratic Underground

flordehinojos

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Thu Nov-15-07 07:13 AM
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IF ONLY I HAD A MAGIC WAND ...

i would throw all the bushes' *sses and their ilk out of the white house and stamp them with NO-RENTRY EVER AGAIN so that forever and ever none of them or their descendants would be able to set foot or finger in that white house.

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C_U_L8R

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Thu Nov-15-07 07:28 AM
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1. I would wave my wand and

turn them all back to their original form

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flordehinojos

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Thu Nov-15-07 09:57 AM
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6. that is what they really are ...

slimy, despicable, beings.

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taterguy

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Thu Nov-15-07 07:32 AM
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2. I just googled Hitachi magic wand

Interesting product but it doesn't make any claims about improving the nation's political scene.

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woodsprite

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Thu Nov-15-07 07:44 AM
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3. But I bet that most of the repubs have one. n/t

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taterguy

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Thu Nov-15-07 06:00 PM
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8. Yet another example of how Republicans are always voting against their best interests

The Reagan Justice Department wasted tons of resources prosecuting companies that sold sex toys. If everyone who ever bought a sex toy refused to vote Republican then there would be no Republican office holders.

Anywhere.

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DCKit

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Thu Nov-15-07 07:49 AM
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4. The use of magic is a slippery slope, leading to homosexuality and other horrors....

Next thing you know, men in India will be marrying dogs.

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flordehinojos

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Thu Nov-15-07 09:55 AM
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5. whaaaaaaaat??????

Edited on Thu Nov-15-07 09:56 AM by flordehinojos

would you like to explain how magic leads to homosexuality--this is the first i've heard of that.

Attraction to someone of one's own sex depends on a lot of variable ... magic does not happen to be one of them ... and, according to Carl Jung ... the potential for homosexuality is a dormant seed in each of us ...

Though i would gladly send the bushes down the slipper slope of out the white house forever along with their inappropriate sexuality which they have now learned to cover up quite well.

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DCKit

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Thu Nov-15-07 02:11 PM
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7. re: Dumbledore. And a guy in India did wed a dog recently....

Just having some fun.

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