Saying grace options

DU style: Goddess, we thank you for this bountiful harvest. We hope others worldwide have peace this day.


Freeper style: American Jesus, thank you for being so generous to us chosen clones of you. N'er a homo sits at this table, which must please you. Marriage remains sacred, and our animals are safe from cousin Billys advances. We wish all Muslims, Homos, ACLU'ers and Environmentalists taited stuffing. We have armed ourselves as you've asked, to reclaim the universe for us. The war against the browns continues, and we thank you for that. And thank you for this turkey which you so generously gave permission to kill, for we control the earth and all it's inhabitants, just as you gloriusly designed. To those less fortunate on this day, we care not, for true enjoyment of Thanksgiving must include others suffering. Awhitemen.

"Bless my soul, rock 'n' roll, flying purple people eater."

Good bread,
Good meat.
I'm hungry,
Let's eat.

Bless the meat
And damn the skin
Open yer kisser
And cram it in!

read this at a family freeper fest which fortunately we "can't" attend tomorrow! YEAH! :woohoo:

He'll pray for everything, including rain (70% chance tomorrow). I'll be praying for a 2007 Beaujolais Nouveau (0% chance tomorrow .. Thanksgiving beats the Beaujolais Nouveau this year). Perhaps a good Syrah will get me through the prayin'.