New Ice Cream Flavors

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From the Huffington Post:

After Steve Colbert, Try My New Ice Cream

By Brent Budowsky

You might have heard that Ben and Jerry's has begun a new Steve Colbert ice cream flavor. Which gave me the idea for the new ice cream company I am announcing today.

So many others have profiteered from this war, why not me?

Our landmark flavor will be Dixie Chicks Vanilla. Pure and tasty, the perfect flavor for the discerning man or woman who likes truth with a bite.

For those of a different persuasion, try the Dick Cheney pistachio nut. No explanation needed.

Since the major media needs a flavor all its own, check the Bob Woodward Neopolitan. When Bush is up, Bob goes Vanilla. When Bush is down, he turns chocolate. Now Bob is working on his next Bush book, so to hedge his bets, it's strawberry. But that could change.

I expect a big seller to be the Richard Perle flavor. Unfortunately, I cant tell you what it is. That is secret. Also, it costs ten dollars a pint. Darn Richard. He always goes for the big royalties…

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Carolyn Kay
MakeThemAccountable.com

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