From Jesus' General: More responses to Bill Donahue's crusaders (Language warning)

On Thursday, one of my many operatives within the francosphere provided me with the actual emails Bill Donohue's crusaders sent to Amanda Marcotte. I thought the authors of these sacred epistles deserved a little recognition, so I've been writing them and sharing the emails with my readers.

Yesterday, I told Andy Driggers that he needed a good, long, hard rogering to lift his spirits. I haven't heard back from him, but I suspect it's because he's been busy picking out a gladiator costume.

Today, I'd like to introduce you to George Anderson, a photographer whose work has appeared in the National Geographic. This is a special occasion for him. It's the first time his email to Ms. Marcotte has been displayed on the internets tubes.



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: George (george@whitneygallery.com)
Date: Feb 12, 2007 7:06 PM
Subject: Eat me
To:

I got some hot sticky juice for ya ya left-wing cunt. Come and get it.


Dear George,

I just finished reading your letter to Amanda Marcotte and I'd like to learn more about this "hot sticky juice" you're trying to unload. You mention that its for left turning ya yas. Does that mean it can't be applied to right turning ya yas? How about bo bos of any variety?

Is it fresh? How often do you harvest it? Do you keep it in mason jars down in the cellar like I do?

Do you ever smear it all over your body and do the Macarena while watching The O'Reilly Factor?

Uhh...forget about that last question. Nobody does that. I know I certainly don't...really...I don't. Do you?

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

More:
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2007_02_11_archive.html#6214231031872274960

Ikickedandrecommeded.