Global Warming is Clinton's Fault!

The eight years Clinton sat in office poking his nose up blue dresses, he had a VP who tried to get a handle on Global Warming. But what did he do? He virtually ignored the future Nobel Peace Prize winner!

Clinton could have triangulated a way to get people working together to solve the warming problem but the only warming he was concerned with was the heat between his legs.

Eight long years, and all he did about GW, was to allow the Kyoto agreement to be signed.

And it surely must be that Clinton's warming problem did indeed infect the government, both past and future. Otherwise all administrations since Carter's would have been paying attention to what else was getting hotter and hotter, eh?

But what about the energy crisis, you ask? Glad you did because the two go hand in hand. By using up all our pollutive energy sources we have created global warming and the energy crisis.

Once again, Clinton must have infected everyone since Carter because they've all ignored these two world crises. For thirty years now their concentration has obviously been focused on what was hot between their legs instead of what was happening worldwide.

Of course, if we'd had a woman president, the twin problems would not have been ignored because it is a fact that "heat between the thighs" is not something women pay much attention too.

It is all so clear for me now...

That will be five dollars, please. What? You think I do this for nothing?