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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:08 PM
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CHENEY in Hospital ..... The best medical brains are busy loking for his heart.
Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 05:11 PM by Botany


AP 11/26/07 Washington, D.C.

An unnnamed DU blogger was caught trying to hook up Vice President Dick
Cheney's i.v. to a gallon of Iraqi "Light Sweet Crude Oil." Police and Secret
Service Agents laughed and sent the person on his/her way.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=a5kvcI3wOg20&refer=us

So does peanut butter and WD-40 in an i.v. make problems?
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sazemisery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:13 PM
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1. How can you have an irregular heartbeat when...
there is no heart? :)
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:20 PM
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26. I was wondering the same thing!
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:22 PM
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27.  guess something is going to break in the media
he always seems to get a clot or whiz into hospital when the going gets tough
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:13 PM
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2. Self-delete.
Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 05:15 PM by no_hypocrisy
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:19 PM
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5. Why don't I buy the media's story?
He is fine and will be back @ work tomorrow.

The SOB is 66 and has had 3 heart attacks, in bad shape,
has an on board pace maker, and was a smoker.
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DesertFlower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:14 PM
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3. you put a smile on my face. nt
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:15 PM
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4. I wonder if he's going to slink off to Dubai
and maybe Trent Lott will be named VP.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:19 PM
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6. Are there any proctologists involved?? nt
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:21 PM
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7. Does that mean * is running the country now? nt
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:23 PM
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8. This is what happens to rotten persons, they rot from the inside out-
Cheney, who has had four heart attacks, was discovered to have an ``abnormal rhythm involving the upper chambers of the heart'' during an evaluation conducted because of a ``lingering cough from a cold,'' spokeswoman Megan Mitchell said in an e- mailed statement.

All the kings surgeons and all the kings men COULDN'T put Cheney back together in the end...

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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:23 PM
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9. It's probably just three sizes too small
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:14 PM
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24. And held together with chewing gum and duct tape.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:26 PM
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10. Call me when they can't find a pulse
and I'll dare any DUer to tell me not to celebrate.
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:28 PM
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11. I'm with you, Malaise...
Not that I would wish ill on the guy -- well, maybe.....
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:14 PM
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23. I'm well beyond maybe
Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 06:28 PM by malaise
believe me on that - and I'm a nice live and let live person

Sp.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:32 PM
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13. I've got my wine chillin' already.
:hi:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:11 PM
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19. I have a bottle here as well
but maybe I should upgrade to champagne :rofl:
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:13 PM
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22. Hell yes! Dom Perignon would be called for! Great thought!
:rofl:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:27 PM
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29. LOL
:rofl:
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:34 PM
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14. free at last .. free at last .. thank God Almighty I am free at last.


voted to keep Mandela in Prison

voted against a MLK Holiday

worked to keep people dying of asbestos from getting money

Iraqi oil field maps on his desk in 2001

millions of dead "wild run salmon"

Haliburton

KBR
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:36 PM
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32. I'll only be changing the name here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2350452

<snip>
A Reporter (after Joan died) asked Miss Davis what she thought about Joan dying.
Miss Davis replied "I was taught to always speak good of the Dead....Joan Crawford is Dead..Good!"
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Thanks BlueJazz
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:39 PM
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15. That would be worth a couple of nice drinks
you know to wish the ol' boy well on the next phase of being whatever that may be.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:29 PM
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31. I haven't been drunk since I was 21
but it may happen again.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:31 PM
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12. What goes around
ALWAYS comes around. There is no need to wish and wait. Bad people always get just desserts one way or another.
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sandrakae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:43 PM
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16. Yea and I bet they are all looking at the wrong end.
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Buck Laser Donating Member (566 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 05:52 PM
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17. I s'pose this is a time for Schadenfreude...
...isn't that the word for not being displeased at the misfortune of one's opponents? Ah, crap! I'll wish him well in pro forma sort of way.
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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:11 PM
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20. I hope his Drs are as efficient as Bush's political appointees!
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:10 PM
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18. Take a right at the lung
and straight on 'til the esophagus... oops, never mind.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:17 PM
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25. You got 8 big vessels .... hook 'em back up any which way.
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:46 PM
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35. Sure, why not tie 'em in a knot or braid them
Not like he needs a heart anyway, he's been living for years without one.
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RL3AO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:12 PM
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21. Is this his first irregular heartbeat this week?
Hard to keep up with them all.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:26 PM
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28. i am no surgeon but i do believe i know what the problem is...
the f'er has no heart disease!!

orrrrrrr
stone heart disease..

wow i never knew i could despise anyone so much.

i really despise this "thing called Cheney" ..(since he is not human, i can not call him a man)

but aweee..i despise him with everything inside me.

fly
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:27 PM
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30. Pacemaker made in China perhaps????
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:39 PM
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33. He'd never qualify for health coverage
Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 06:40 PM by Mz Pip
under some of the proposed GOP plans that just give tax breaks to buy insurance. People with pre-existing conditions would be out of luck.

No insurance company would voluntarily cover Cheney. Can you imagine how much these little episodes of his must be costing?

Mz Pip
:dem:
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:40 PM
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34. Knew that electron microscope would come in handy....nt
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MasonJar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 06:51 PM
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36. Isn't Cheney lucky that he does not have the insurance of most Americans.
And isn't he lucky to have insurance at all, unlike 40,000,000 or so of his fellow Americans that he has not the time of day for, even though he is purportedly our VP
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