Are garden gnomes the definitive, underrepresented minority?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:10 PM
Poll question: Are garden gnomes the definitive, underrepresented minority?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:11 PMOriginal message
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:11 PMOriginal message
2. There are as many garden gnomes in Congress as atheists
And the garden gnome didn't have to win seventeen times in a safe district before he could admit it ;)
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PMOriginal message
3. Thousands of garden gnomes are abducted every year.
Edited on Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PM by quantessd
And the news routinely ignores these missing-gnomes cases.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:14 PMOriginal message
4. Someone needs to ask Mitt Romney if there will be a garden gnome in his cabinet.
Or at least some lower level position such as elevator operator in the West Wing.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:25 PMReply #4
14. Yes, and he should be asked by a snowman
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:27 PMReply #4
17. If a gnome falls in the garden and no one is there to hear it, does it make any sound?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:30 PMReply #17
21. Only if it falls down with another male gnome.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:34 PMReply #21
25. gay gnomes? Does Larry Craig know?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:35 PMReply #25
26. Larry Craig WAS the other male gnome.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:36 PMReply #26
27. In that case does Ted Haggard know?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:16 PMOriginal message
5. Yes, and they are clearly discriminated against.
For example, we have a Tomb of the Un-gnome Soldier!
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:33 PMReply #5
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:18 PMOriginal message
6. Our house is surrounded (protected) by gnomes
My wife has them in the landscaping, around the trees and on the patio. They do a fine job, whatever job it is that they do.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:20 PMReply #6
9. Are you exploiting those gnomes?
Are your gnomes in this nation legally, and are you paying social security for them?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:22 PMReply #9
I don't know where they came from. We just got up one day and there they were.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:26 PMReply #11
15. Your nomination as Attorney General is in serious jeopardy, but only if you're a Democrat.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:31 PMReply #15
22. Actually, I can't recall any gnomes on our property ever
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:33 PMReply #22
24. And all documents containing evidence to the contrary are shrinkwrapped
and stored in daddy's library.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:19 PMOriginal message
7. I have a large collection of Garden Gnomes
They are not covered by the 14th Amendment so I can keep them as long as I want and they can scare away the bunny rabbits.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:19 PMOriginal message
8. Are you suggesting that we have a garden gnome gap?
Is there a need for more garden gnome representation on the president's cabinet?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:23 PMReply #8
12. I dont care if they are on the cabinet
As long as they are not in my neighborhood (unless they are in my lawn).
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:24 PMReply #12
13. They better stay away from my daughter too!
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:27 PMReply #12
16. What if they speak gnome instead of English?
Is it still ok for them to be on the cabinet then?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:29 PMReply #16
18. These SOB's better learn some English
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:30 PMReply #18
20. Shakes head silently.
I never thought I'd see the day when garden gnomes were so discriminated against on a supposedly progressive board....
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:21 PMOriginal message
10. Garden Gnomes: the quiet & extremely, nonconfrontational types?
No, I'd say they are well represented in Congress, at least on the Dem side...:eyes:
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:29 PMReply #10
19. I think that the average garden gnome is more effective than that.
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:38 PMOriginal message
28. Shouldn't this be in the Lounge rather than GD?
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Tue Nov-27-07 03:45 PMReply #28
29. Absolutely not! I considered putting this in GD Politics ... or the NY Times.
But it seemed perfect here.
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Tue Nov-27-07 05:04 PMOriginal message
30. My Gnomes are for Kucinich
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Tue Nov-27-07 05:08 PMOriginal message
31. Only the ones married to statuesque redheads..
this discounts the Travelocity dude.
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