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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:20 PM
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GOD IS VOTING FOR HUCKABEE
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:21 PM
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1. Absentee ballot?
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scarface2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:25 PM
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2. i knew it!
Edited on Sat Dec-01-07 02:26 PM by scarface2004
god is a pinstriped gun toting anti abortion homophobic pasty fat white kkk cross burning racist right wing republikan mutha fucka!!! screw him!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:25 PM
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3. God to Mitt: YOU SUCK!
eom
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:27 PM
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5. But Mitt still has Brigham Young's vote. And all 27 of his wives.
So that counts for something, I guess.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:44 PM
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10. Nope. It doesn't carry any weight here.
Brigham and his wives either are, or will be, in charge of some other planet, not this one--if Mitt believes his own theology, anyway.
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troubleinwinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 03:13 PM
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14. You forgot Joseph Smith's 34 wives.
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Jim__ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:30 PM
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6. I guess I have to agree with god on that one - n/t
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:26 PM
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4. Jesus is voting for Kucinich.
I've heard Satan's voting for Tancredo, but that hasn't been confirmed.
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MadBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:31 PM
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7. Nah, I think Bruce will vote for Edwards.
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God23 Donating Member (200 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:33 PM
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8. No I'm NOT!!!
I'm a yellow dog Democrat.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:41 PM
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9. Huckelberry Is One Scary Turdball
Hunter over at DKOS really nails how absurd and extreme all the GOOP candidates are. Its as though all the bad elements of the party...and especially boooshie...were shone through a prism and each candidate is a different color.

Hucklberry's "holier than thou" game used to be worth a lot of votes, but now in the wake of Terri Schaivo people got a good look at how scary and what a real threat the religious right is to their lives. The Abramoff scandal exposes them as being frauds and people are feeling uncomfortable with how ones faith has become a litmus test to being a "good Repugnican".

The fun is about to happen...will god vote for Rudy and his multiple wives or Mittens and his magic underware? Or will god go third party?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:47 PM
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11. God lives in Iowa. I think New Hampshire is more important, where Mammon is pulling for Romney
Mammon always picks the Republican winner.
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:47 PM
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12. So God IS an American! Woohoo! -n/t
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:48 PM
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13. Will there be a press conference? Will there be an announcement by Satan?
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 03:20 PM
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15. And The Lord Said, "Let There Be... Huckabee ???"
:wow::rofl::wow:

:evilgrin:
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Robbien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 03:25 PM
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16. I hope God votes in a different district than mine
The crowd at the voting poll is big enough as it is without a bunch of jesus freak groupies getting in the way.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 04:01 PM
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17. God either has a bad sense of humor or likes voting for crooks!
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 04:19 PM
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18. God must be a moron.
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