'Miracle Chair' In Italy helps get you pregnant....

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:18 PM
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'Miracle Chair' In Italy helps get you pregnant....

Thousands Flock To 'Miracle Chair' In Italy

Thousands of childless couples from all over the world are traveling to Naples, Italy to visit a "miracle chair."

The crowds are visiting a 3-room home near Speranzella Street in Naples to ask Saint Mary Frances of the Five Wounds of Jesus for a miracle.

Her miracles are reported online, and believers said proof of the miracles are pasted all over the walls of the home. The walls are covered in birth announcements: pink for girls and blue for boys.

"The saint is waiting for you," Sister Elisa, a 65-year-old nun from the order that has guarded the shrine for two centuries, recently told hundreds of men and women gathered for morning prayer, according to a Reuters report.

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/14768695/detail.html

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:19 PM
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1. "Pay no attention to the man under the chair." n/t

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Warpy

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:20 PM
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2. Or the turkey baster in the seat....

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yellowcanine

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:22 PM
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3. This is scary. That was my thought also. My mind is a gutter.

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dmallind

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:30 PM
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4. Hey if it works on men or real virgins I'll believe myself! NT

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Cessna Invesco Palin

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:33 PM
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5. These people really shouldn't be reproducing. n/t

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:36 PM
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6. I didn't know the missionary position was straddling.

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ORDagnabbit

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:42 PM
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7. yeah cause thats what we need is more humans in the world.... n/t

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helderheid

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:43 PM
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8. That's not a chair...

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Dec-04-07 12:45 PM
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9. "Saint Mary Frances of the Five Wounds of Jesus"

I swear, if I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her that.

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asjr

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Tue Dec-04-07 01:12 PM
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10. OMG--I can't believe

I have been so dumb all my life. A chair does it and I had always thought one became pregnant through sexual intercourse.

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