Post your made up candidate slander here.

Bill Clinton had an affair with Michelle Obama. You know how much he likes the sisters.

Fox News said Kooch had tea with Ron Paul in a UFO.

Trufax.

playground in the 5th grade.

How is he fit to lead?!

and stiffing the taxpayers for the cost...oops that one is true.

Preferably about Democrats, so we can tear them down so the Repukes don't have to.

to http://hillaryhub.com/ Plenty of slander over there.

I'm too modest to tell you which one. :evilgrin:

You leave Elizabeth alone! Our love is none of your business!

to make me jealous.

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

Damn you!

...requiring NASA Scientists to spend 2 million dollars a year
developing specialized accessories for her tongue stud?

You're right to be jealous! :rofl:

each other in college.

Every other HOUR, she's screaming and yelling your name:

She's all like,"You're BETTER than Orleans at THIS";

"You're BETTER than Orleans at THAT..."

"Orleans never made me feel like this";

"Orleans couldn't find that spot with a MAP..."

"You're like a freaking GOD compared to Orleans...."


It's just "Orleans, Orleans, Orleans" a hundred times a damn DAY with her!

Apparently, you made quite an impression, my friend.
Kudos to you! :toast:

but you left out the end of the sentences (because she told me what she said to you--we're *that* close--we even wash each other's hair)

"You're BETTER than Orleans at THIS" (using viagra business because well, you know, she doesn't need viagra or anything artificial--she likes the real thing and she sure knows how to move it)

"You're BETTER than Orleans at THAT..." (falling down shit-faced drunk thing you keep doing)

"Orleans never made me feel like this" (because she never tries to make me jealous or insults me--and she always makes me 100% satisfied)

"Orleans couldn't find that spot with a MAP..." (because a map would just get in the way and trust me--she knows where she's going)

"You're like a freaking GOD compared to Orleans...." (who is my goddess and i worship the ground she walks on)

sorry dick--it's just time to face reality.

Just to watch him die.

:rofl:

I should watch out, though. Rush will probably pick that up tomorrow and run with it, and pretty soon my post will be on Hannity, Beck, Savage, etc.

but, then she dumped her for Elizabeth Kucinich.

Hillary's sleeping with all the Backstreet Boys! Even the gay ones!

and very energetic.

:D

Hence, Dennis will get the VP nod if Hillary is elected, and vice versa.

obviously

Shhh...

I was planning on selling it to the Enquirer if either of the "stars" of the tape make it to the Oval Office.

Small world.

(ahem--nevermind).

(ahem--nevermind).

Don't mind me. I posted something really stupid.

:rofl:

hence, why he had to spend $400 for his haircut. It was really a wig.

Ya wet blanket!

It's thataway ------>

Senator Clinton maintains a close relationship with Paula Jones.

Mike Gravel is really 102 years old.

John Edwards lives in a one-room shack with Joe Biden's hair plugs.

Dennis K has seen UFO's because he's a pilot.

Chris Dodd is Barbara Bush's love child.

Barack Obama liked New Coke.

FREEPER!

The crooks dressed as REGULAR bats, he leaves for the Police to take care of.

His parents kinda SHELTERED the lad- he caught a GLIMPSE of a comic book once,
but didn't really see it long enough to get the POINT of the thing.
Nevertheless, it was an inspiration to him.

The resulting spooj pile eventually gained consciousness and was elected to Congress using the name "Tom Tancredo"

:spray:

...and was sent here to infiltrate the Federal government.

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Mrs. Huckabee is an atheist, lesbian, black dominatrix.

And she likes little boys.

Chris Dodd harbors so much anger at everyone that he purposefully farts in elevators to slake his thirst for vengance.

Barrack Hussein Obama's real name is Philip Gerald "Jerry" Whiteman.

John Edwards' daily morning routine consists of oiling himself up and kissing a full length mirror for 45 minutes.

Hillary Clinton is, and always has been, the supreme leader of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

"Senator Joe Biden" is actually just a probability wave of opinions that only becomes visible when observed by a potential voter.

Despite the assertion that Mike Gravel was born in Massachusetts, he is really the offspring of an Alaskan polar bear and a drunken French fur trapper. To conceal this he must shave his entire body every morning.

Starting at the age of eleven, Governor Bill Richardson was a regular on the PBS show "Zoom". He played the character Ronaldo for three seasons, but was fired after having an affair with the producer's wife

:spray:

That would really had me LOL here at work.

While Cthulhu endorsed Hillary Clinton.

Keeping us healthy for the coming feast!

It's been reported that Hillary flushes her feminine products.

:wow::rofl:

:rofl:

You win.

Scientists with the Human Genome Project have confirmed that Rudy Giuliani is an amphibian/human hybrid.

When young, Fred Thompson was the model for the Tennessee Pride Country Sausage logo.

Mike Huckabee is the former co-joined twin of actor Kevin Spacey.
In the operation to separate them a significant portion of Huckabee's brain was accidentally removed.

Tom Tancredo was formed from the dust 6,000 years ago and has steadfastly refused to evolve since.

Rep. Duncan Hunter gets erections when he thinks of fetuses.

Governor Mitt Romney became rich after marketing Rohypnol to Mormons who had been been unable to resist the urge to masturbate, and who wanted to forget the experience.
The drug was called ChastiNu™ and was informally referred to as the 'morning-after-the-latter-day pill'.

Senator John McCain believes that Mike Huckabee is the "bravest, kindest, warmest, most wonderful human being he's ever known in his life".

Ron Paul wants taxpayer funded, American troops out of Iraq, and he wants them replaced with an army of privately funded, genetically enhanced, super Wal-Mart greeters.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: :thumbsup:

:spray: :rofl:

Under his suit pants, Tom Tancredo wears assless chaps made by illegal Mexican leather workers.

Dennis Kucinich eats rare prime rib when nobody's looking, but claims the aliens make him do it.

John Edwards shaves his head.

Hillary Clinton had Paul Wolfowitz' baby.

Mike Huckabee is really a Zoroastrian.

Rudy Giuliani is a set of female twins.

Barack Obama can't do long division.

Ron Paul's body is completely covered in tattoos.

Duncan Hunter has the largest collection of inflatable party dolls in California.

John McCain has webbed feet, which he will show you for a small fee.

Joe Biden lives with several hundred pet rabbits.

Chris Dodd wears fake eyebrows.

Fred Thompson has pierced nipples and collects antique teapots.

Bill Richardson is descended from Erik the Red and can swear fluently in Icelandic.

:thumbsup:

Hillary Clinton made some extra money on her international trips by working as a heroine mule.
Dennis Kucinich is a world-class cat juggler.
John Edwards uses the bones of babies to whiten his teeth.
Barack Obama is really the Rev. Jim Jones after extensive plastic surgery.
Before joining the Senate, Joe Biden's previous position was as a prison snitch in Yazoo City.
Chris Dodd started the war between the Bloods and Crips when he bumped into Tookie Williams while in line to see Wacky Taxi in 1972.
Bill Richardson used to be a professional "fluffer" before moving on to act in snuff films.

news at 11..

As soon as they get into the White House, they'll be freaking it out in the Oval Office every afternoon! Mark my words, Gay Lover...LOVERS!!!

:evilgrin:

GAGs prohibit me from doing anything except mindlessly defending Gay Media Figureheads. It's in Chapter 3, Paragraph 7 of the Gay Playbook.

The public has a right to know!

Protecting Obama/Edwards is a top priority for them right now. I'm gonna be in enough trouble for squealing about the affair itself.

this is HUGH1!!11

the man you see on teevee is his carcass.

The real HRC died sometime around the IRW vote. You figure out how.

Shame! Shame on John Edwards! He's using his metrosexuality as a weapon!

Kucinich eats Veal.

:D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(I think that's your best one yet!)

:D

His doctors are giving him a 50/50 shot at recovery. If only he'd had health insurance that would cover Merck's new anti-terra vaccine! Cruel, cruel for-profit healthcare system!!!

Well, Bill's wife a bitch, she a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kameihameiha biatch.

Have you ever met my friend Bill's wife?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Bill's wife's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this
(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Bill's wife?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Bill's wife a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Bill's wife....She's a big fat cranky bitch
Cuz we're talking about Bill's wife....Yeah
Ahhhhhh