There was a stabbing in front of a Near South home late Tuesday.
Carrie Schubert had just gotten home from work about 11:30 p.m. and watched from the front window of her home near 21st and C streets.
Police say a kid walked up with a utility knife and stabbed the victim, in red Santa pants and hat.
A snowman and Santa stood helplessly beside him, tethered to the snowy ground near the front porch.
And the victim stood there, a smile frozen on his face despite the 2-inch gash on his cheek.
“There was a brutal stabbing last night,” Lincoln Police Chief Tom Casady told reporters the next day.
Victim’s last name: Bob.
First name: Sponge.
Yes, he wears square pants.
And he’s yellow.
http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2007/12/13/news/local/doc476071fbacd84849180807.txtNo word yet from the American Family Association, Alliance Defense Fund, or Focus on the Family.