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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:10 PM
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"War on Ass"
Yes, sadly, there is a war being waged right under our collective noses. You are undoubtedly underwear of this war, butt, nonetheass, it's true. I know, I know, where's the assrage? You may ass, who's behind this evil scheme? George Sorass? Maybe. Richard Mellons Chafe? Probably. We may never get to the bottom. Behind this battle, in the deep, dark crevasses, lurks a sinister megalomaniac who makes Cheneys farts seem almost fragrant. He's godless, loveless, bunless, and devoid of holeness. The air he breathes is different than ours. Huckabee knows who he is, because Huckabee knows everything.
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Maven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:16 PM
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1. OK, how can I not recommend this work of geniass
K/R
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:19 PM
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2. I'm behind you.
Edited on Mon Dec-17-07 10:22 PM by TomInTib
And I know assactly what you are asspiring to asspress.

Where Oh Where would we be without a little ass?

Up shit's creek, thass where.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:24 PM
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4. spank you very much.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 11:58 PM
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13. assuredly
It was an assbolute pleassure working thru your assay.
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Steepler0t Donating Member (348 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:22 PM
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3. Reading this
made my coffee assplode onto my moonitor!
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:26 PM
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6. You may need to wipe.
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:25 PM
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5. En re-butthole,
Edited on Mon Dec-17-07 10:28 PM by BushDespiser12
I can only say I'm becoming morebunned.
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:33 PM
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7. Is this a "tongue & cheek" post???
Edited on Mon Dec-17-07 10:35 PM by U4ikLefty
heavy on the cheek ;)
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:40 PM
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8. Are you on crack?
I'm silliass.
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riverdeep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 10:57 PM
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9. Before this thread I was kinda bummed out.
But now I'm rearing to go!
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 11:24 PM
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10. All this to the tune of the London Derriere!
Boy, I've been waiting for years to plug that line in. Some of our asspirations are fulfilled eventually.
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 11:29 PM
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11. This post is a s-heiny-ng moment in DU history
:patriot:
Now step away from the skull bong and breathe real air for a few...
:rofl:
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-17-07 11:30 PM
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12. Nice anal-ogy
However, you're ass-uming that it's an intestional war, when it might just be inadvertent.
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