Latest addition to Baby Shower presents: Tazers! (bonus:The Pink Stinger! for women!)

uppityperson

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Fri Dec-21-07 01:10 PM
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Latest addition to Baby Shower presents: Tazers! (bonus:The Pink Stinger! for women!)

Edited on Fri Dec-21-07 01:28 PM by uppityperson

Is your baby irate? Is your toddler out of control? Ever have problems with a crying infant? Uppity teenager? Taze them! The new, sAfEr (tm) method of calming down the "verbally profane, abusive, loud and irate." without having to resort to physically confronting them!

Buy NOW! Only $19.99 and receive your own POCKET TAZER(tm), good for air travel, supermarkets and playground use.

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uppityperson

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Fri Dec-21-07 01:15 PM
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1. The Pink Stinger (especially for women)

http://inventorspot.com/articles/tampon_security_system_4222
Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.

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Bucky

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Fri Dec-21-07 01:37 PM
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4. They probably shouldn't have made it look so much like a tampon dispenser

Edited on Fri Dec-21-07 01:38 PM by Bucky

I mean, aowtch!

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Kadie

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Fri Dec-21-07 01:16 PM
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2. Available in Jr Strength for Toddlers, Regular for pre-teens, and Extra Strength

for teens and spouses.

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Do I need to put this...

:sarcasm:

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uppityperson

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Fri Dec-21-07 01:29 PM
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3. Apply directly to head!

I hope :sarcasm: isn't needed.

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