Poor Gonzo. He's become a pariah. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Gonzales unpopular on college campuses.

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has had a tough time on the speaker’s circuit this year. First he was heckled as a “criminal” and a “liar” at the University of Florida then Pomona College canceled his speech because “students would not attend.” Yet his talent agency, Greater Talent Network, is refusing to answer questions from reporters about Gonzales’s unpopularity:

Though one crisis the agency cannot handle is questions from reporters about Gonzales’ popularity - or lack thereof - on the speaking circuit. “No one here would answer questions from a reporter,” snapped one of the associates who answered the agency’s phone, before she hung up on us.)

The Washington Post notes that when Greater Talent pitches Gonzales as a speaker, it neglects to mention “that he’s raising money for his legal defense fund” with the exorbitant fees.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/12/21/gonzales-unpopular-on-college-campuses/

at their Ranchero down in Paraguay. "It's de blane, boss. De blane"

...sweet on the tongue but sour in the tummy, eh, Mr. ex-Attorney General?

May endless colonies of fire ants make an infinite number of attempts to colonize your crotch.

They're the universal form of exchange in prison, and the only way he'll be able to buy his S&M mags once he's inside.

Sort of a pre-prison swag bag? Get him a pair of platform shoes, a bag of makeup from Avon, and a pair of Daisy dukes? And a note telling him he'll be receiving a carton of Marlboros once he's settled in? :evilgrin:

Thank you, Santa, for bringing me some schadenfreude. :)

Colin Powell could have had a future and been an almost unstoppable presidential candidate in the right year. That's all over. Christie Todd Whitman could have been the first woman President or a Senator, but she let herself get used and she's damaged goods, too.

Then there's Torture Boy. Bummer.

There is about a dozen of these neocon scum bags with out cover of the WH. What does it take to file treason charges on their asses?

I'm sure he could pack the house at any speaking engagement, where the audience is handed out free rotten tomatoes.