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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:00 AM
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"Mr. President, where the fuck is Osama bin Laden, do you have ANY idea after 6 years"?
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 05:09 AM by Philosoraptor
I'd like a reporter named Helen Thomas to ask the asshole this simple question, and then I'd like to see the republicans who voted for this asshole TWICE ask him the same thing, but they just don't seem to give a fuck, because he's a republican president.
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:09 AM
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1. If the now deceased Benazir Bhutto wasn't mistaken, she said he was killed.
If Osama is dead, the War on Terror is over.

"...Omar Sheikh, the man who murdered Osama bin Laden..."

Watch from 6:00 to 6:30:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIO8B6fpFSQ

Of course, it could equally be true that she mixed names up.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:17 AM
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3. She gave away the big secret, now she too is dead.
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:41 AM
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16. even if she mixed the names up (which I totally doubt)
David Frost is no slouch and of course he would question her answer. There is so much information that is NOT getting to the American people our news is sanitized and we are NOT being told of the truths out there, I would why?? could it be *co and his band of thugs keeping the truth away from the american people, they continue to dumb down americans, it's one of their many ways to keep the american people under control.
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:16 AM
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2. Well, I hear he's dead...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2543550

That's the latest. Cleaning up the mess, taking out the witnesses, tidy departure for Paraguay.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:18 AM
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4. Mere death isn't going to slow down Super Osama.
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:28 AM
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5. Like that movie where the kids went to Long Island with a dead guy. UBL has legs.
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:35 AM
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6. OK, I've decided on a compromise
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 05:36 AM by autorank
He's not alive and he's not dead. He's cryogenically preserved so he can be reanimated over the coming decades.


...and the President said, "Hey, we're approaching 200% inflation and 40% unemployment. Unfreeze that sucker and lets whip up a frenzy."
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:37 AM
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7. Frozen in Carbonite awaiting defrosting at cheney the Hutt's lair.
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 05:37 AM by Philosoraptor
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:43 AM
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9. It could happen, you know...


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089885/trailers-screenplay-E13548-314

Just a matter of finding a doctor who loves his craft.
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:25 AM
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15. He's wrapped up in aluminum foil and frozen
a la Woody Allen in "Sleeper."

OMG, how prophetic was that movie...Sleeper...worth watching again in these times. :cry:
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onethatcares Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:42 AM
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8. msn news says "stand by for OBL tape"
I wonder when he got a publicist?
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:43 AM
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10. So communicating with the dead IS possible!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:53 AM
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11. Mr President cannot answer you today
He is really preoccupied since he and the Brits facilitated this Bhutto execution with their stupid assumptions that she could share power with Mushie and fool people that this was about democracy.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:55 AM
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12. I hear democracy is a wonderful thing, we should try it in America some time.
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 05:56 AM by Philosoraptor
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 06:01 AM
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13. We're a democracy of one...
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 06:40 AM
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14. Yes, Nurse Ratchet!
and I would like to have my cigarettes...!

So when do we start seeing Osama Bin Laden imitators doing Vegas Shows, or was that really Him running around Hollywood with his Publicist, and his Peeps?

Even the goddam dumbest, most brain fucked American Turkey can see by now that there ain't no such a thing as Bin Laden, the LIE brought to you whenever NEEDED to create diversion...

Why not make a set of Bubble Gum Cards that we can all collect, of all the DIFFERENT Bin Ladens we've seen on our fucking TVs? Just another insult, another Slap in the Face, by the arrogant, seemingly never ending bizarro horror that is the Post It Note, FratBoy Administration that couldn't run a fucking hot dog stand at a baseball game...

Go fuck yourself Bush, you were born a Loser, have always Been a Loser, and will be a Loser long after the Media fakes your death in Paraguay...
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:42 AM
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17. ...and Al Qaeda is stronger than ever, mr. resident. meanwhile iraq burns
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:45 AM
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18. You realize that the answer would be a triangulated legalize answer that THEY used to mock Clinton
for

They use the same "well there are political situations" excuse/explanation that their mouthpieces used to howl about Clinton et al saying.

The funny part is how the established excuse from the Bush administration not only implies that they are considerate of touchy feely diplomatic concerns but they basically outline what they say the US military CAN'T DO.

Weird whacky stuff
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:53 AM
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19. All them Pubs backed Bush...2X.....why should we ever Trust The Republican Party Again?
Them Pubs have fucked us by installing Bush in there.

Where is Osama? and Bushies lame excuse...is a reason for not ever voting Pub....They are Bullies, full of arrogance...they Lie Cheat Steal....the record speaks for itself...
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 11:26 AM
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20. Hey man, you broke the president
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 06:46 AM
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21. .............?................
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:17 AM
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22. He's on hot ice.
Meanwhile, Bushler's surgeons are creating lookalikes.



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