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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 04:57 PM
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Poll question: self-deletable post
Do NOT dare recommend this post, and do not vote in this poll. I mean it. Or else.

That said, as I try to listen to Hillary pontificate and turn her "35 yrs" of experience into some (un)canned platitudes that don't risk offending any potential voter, and recite her lines that have been Penned for her, I learned that Burger King refused to sell its whopper for a day. As a gimmick.

Horrors. No whopper.

I also learned that Bhutto was first shot, then not, then hit by shrapnel, then not, then cracked her skull on the roof window, or not, and we should be glad that Musharif's investigators have completely 100% investigated and have determined all the facts about her assassination. Or not. And we learned from the same sources, that they 100% proved that Al Qaida phoned in congrats (Still can't find them, but you can listen in, can you?) for a job well done.

Yeah, right. How convenient. The timing is amazing, just hours after the State Department suggests that it was Al Qaida. At least Condi crawled out of whatever dung heap she was hiding in, and visited the Paki Embassy to give them whatever piece of mind remains in working condition.

But the top headline has to be Edwards. His bus got stuck in a snowstorm - obviously proof that he cannot be president, to hear some neocon radio stalkers today.

Then, there's Joe. Not that slob Lieberman, but the former congressman who never really explained who a cute young intern ended up with her head bashed in in his DC office, or why he resigned from congress REALLY QUICKLY thereafter. You may know him as Morning Joe. Well, Joe has been on the warpath, doing his best to instruct the American public that Rudy and only Rudy has the international anti-terra experience necessary to truly finsh the job Bush started. I never knew that neocon morans like Joe are looking forward to the final termination of our constitution.

And then, there is Hucksterbee, a man so demented, so unrealistic, and so willing to state that everything is due to his god, that even though he has honed to perfection his Opie and Barny routine, he wants to shoot on sight any pakistani who dares try to enter our country, ignoring that that country of 160,000,000 has more of its citizens, by percentage, living here than any other south asian or middle east country.

And after all of this, I am tired. I am tired of Hillarians taking any factual point and proclaiming that it is a hate-filled attack against the bestest queen we could ever elect. I am tired of Obamates who respond in kind to Hillarians. And I am really tired of a MSM that asks such stupid questions of candidates and concentrates on nonissues when so many dangers face our nation.

At least it is the end of the year. And at least 1/2 of the crap between otherwise good people here will tend to flush away after January 3d. That would be a good thing. So would more communication and less noise here at DU.

So, here's the poll:

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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 04:58 PM
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1. I vote for Paris Hilton.
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 04:59 PM
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2. Agreed
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:01 PM
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3. It is not that it WILL incriminate me, only that it MAY
Can the Fifth be taken if and only if your statement will incriminate you?
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:04 PM
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4. my fifth comes with a cork.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:05 PM
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5. Indeed, I take the Fifth on the rocks
But that is beside the point. :beer:
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:07 PM
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6. Christmas is a pagan holiday!!!
*exit stage left*
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:32 PM
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11. oh yeah? Then why did they put "Mas" in it? huh? huh?
obviously they are talking about RC mass.
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Fly by night Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 07:50 PM
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16. No mas.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 08:07 PM
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18. boxing day was the day before
just saying.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:12 PM
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7. As Hamlet says: "Oh, that the Everlasting had not fix'd his canon 'gainst self-deletion."
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 05:13 PM by Perry Logan
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:13 PM
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8. I voted "Yes"
but that's only because the "I like polls" option wasn't available.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:15 PM
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9. definately maybe
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:18 PM
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10. Other: Anna Nicole




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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 05:36 PM
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12. Headcheese
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 06:00 PM
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13. Other: bring back Poochie!!
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 06:11 PM by Kurovski
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 07:11 PM
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14. Is it true that the American League has a vast Right Wing Conspiracy?
while, the NL has a greater numbers of southpaws?
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 07:12 PM
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15. Can I change my vote to Paris Hilton,
AND Poochie?
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 07:56 PM
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17. damn you george: 19, 19, 20, 24, 25, 26, 26, 27, 30, 36
the ages of the latest dead according to PBS' the News Hour
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