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Dawggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:33 PM
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nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue: Huckleberry is POTUS. Do you:
Edited on Wed Jan-02-08 06:41 PM by Dawggie
A: Gather friends and family and crash the borders of Canada in a mass migration of immigrants?

B: Start a never ending game of Russian Roulette?

C: Check to see if your insurance considers a frontal lobotomy as an elective surgery?

D: Lose all your papers and claim to be an illegal alien from Puerto Vaillarta?

E: Disguise yourself as a Colonial and wander up into the Catskills looking for outdoor bowling lanes?

F: Join a Primitive Baptist Church and decide to speak in tongues while writhing on the floor for four years?

G: Blow up that inner tube you have in the basement, go to the nearest body of water and start swimming toward Cuba?

H: Wrap a towel around your head so you don't make too large a mess when it explodes.

I: (on suggested edit from HappyHippyChick) All of the above.



:evilgrin:

Any other suggestions?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:35 PM
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1. I'm a straight white male
Don't think a Huckabee presidency will have much direct impact on my life but I'll bitch and moan even more.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:35 PM
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2. Landover Baptist, if they'll have me.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:36 PM
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3. We give him all the Holy Hell he deserves.
We've had 8 years of practice, why waste it? :evilgrin:
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:39 PM
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4. You forgot All of the Above
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Dawggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:42 PM
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7. You're right...
Done!
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:40 PM
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5. Get ready to sit back and laugh for 4 years.
If the public votes him in, they deserve what they get.

He actually seems like one of the more benign Repubs to me...
Yes, he's a fundie, but he can't singlehandedly change this country overnight
and frankly, I think it would be fun to watch him TRY.

I bet he would end up doing pretty much nothing. which sucks, but I'm not convinced
anyone can save us at this point.
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Mend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:46 PM
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9. I assume you think appointing Pat Robertson to the Supreme Court or those
like him is a real thigh-slapper.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:54 PM
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12. Not the same.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:42 PM
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6. Huck would drive that extra stake through the Republican Party's heart.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:45 PM
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8. I'm off to Madagascar, to bring lemurs the gift of FIRE.
Because obviously 'Homo Sapiens' is a lost cause,
and it's time to start over.
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Dawggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:48 PM
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10. Good point....
I think I might go looking for Mr. Peabody's Wayback Machine with Sherman.

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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:53 PM
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11. MOVE!
As in, out of the country.

That man wins the Presidency, women, gays, Hispanics, Muslims, anyone who "looks like" a Muslim, and assorted other folks, are in big trouble.

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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:58 PM
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13. Buy stock in Bibles, Diapers, Deep Fried Food and Porn.
Dump anything that makes sense.
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