from Will Pitt's thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2575204JOHN H. DURHAM TO INVESTIGATE MISSING TORTURE TAPES; BUSH SAID TO PEE
Posted by Archer
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
All I know is, if I were being investigated by John H. Durham, I'd probably save him the trouble and commit suicide.
Durham is the First Assistant United States Attorney in the United States Attorney's Office for the District of Connecticut. Durham shaves with a .45 and brushes his teeth with a wire grille brush. He is so incorruptible that when Angelina Jolie propositioned him he immediately jumped out of the window and deliberately fractured both his knees so he couldn't do anything. Then he called his wife and made her drive him to confession.
Okay, I made that up. But it's true that when the city of Boston got caught discovered that its FBI office was in bed with the mob and had been murdering people and framing other people for the murders, they called in John H. Durham. Within five minutes all the bad guys were in maximum security.
This pissed off the mob and they tried to kill Durham, but the cops loved Durham so much they volunteered by the dozen to stake out his house. Cops generally love Durham. Hell, even defense lawyers love Durham. He's Dudley Do-Right but somehow he manages not to be a jerk about it. Nobody can figure out how.
I hope when he is finished with this investigation the Capo goes to jail. Durham has never lost a case.
Of course he never had one in which the Capo could pardon himself, either.
http://lawyerworldland.blogspot.com/2008/01/john-h-durh...