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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:21 PM
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What do you think Mitt's doing right now?
I hope he's either crying or he's shitting his pants. Millions of dollars spent in Iowa and a nutcase beats his ass.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:22 PM
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1. Probably waterboarding his dog. nt
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:23 PM
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2. Sitting with a blank look on his face while advisors are trying to 'splain results to him
Probably has a copy of My Pet Goat waiting on his bedside table
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:23 PM
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3. Checking his stock portfolio?
Powdering his nose?

The spokesmodel for the GOP has had a bad bad day. :cry:

Bummer for him.

Mz Pip
:dem:
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:23 PM
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4. Changing his soiled magic underpants.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:25 PM
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6. He can use his AMWAY laundry soap to clean them
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:31 PM
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15. No, no, no...
His wife can clean them with AMWAY laundry soap.

You know perfectly well that it's a Mormon man's role to provide _"righteous counsel"_ to the wife who serves him, not clean his own magic knickers.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:44 PM
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21. How stupid of me to forget the Stepford Family Tradition!
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:45 PM
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35. :)
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:26 PM
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12. That's exactly where I was going.
I only wish some reporter would ask him (at some presser) if he was wearing them.
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:35 PM
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16. Wouldn't that be a kick?
It won't happen, though. Such a question would probably be considered way too rude and out of line, even among the more aggressive reporters. They'd be blackballed and sent back to covering local second-string sports teams or something.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:24 PM
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5. Crying
Alone
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:25 PM
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7. plastic can't cry
but i'm sure his sons are crying over their wasted sacrifices
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DesertFlower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:25 PM
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8. getting a new hairdresser.
maybe it was too much hairspray.
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:39 PM
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18. Or not enough Grecian formula?
:shrug:
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:26 PM
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9. beating his wife and killing the cat
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:26 PM
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10. Maybe wishing he was one of those "regular" Christians
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:26 PM
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11. Wiping his a** with his mitt, and his young sons' too
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:27 PM
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13. buying a dog so he can kick it.
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:28 PM
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14. Attaching a critter kennel to the top of his car?
So he can take it out on some helpless hapless furry creature?
A dog perhaps?
BHN
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:37 PM
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17. figuring out
which company will hire him as CEO.
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:40 PM
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19. Driving his sons to the recruiting station?
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:01 PM
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28. ...
:rofl: :spray:
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:42 PM
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20. Drinking something with caffeine and getting a boner from it.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:49 PM
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25. Bwahaha haha hahaha hahahaha hahah!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:46 PM
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22. Think him and the boys are having a cry-fest wrinkling their khaki shorts?
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:47 PM
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23. getting ready to spend more of his personal money
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:48 PM
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24. Wondering why he didn't stop when he was ahead
like ... When he "saved" the Olympics! :rofl:
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:49 PM
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26. Hopefully gouging out his eyeballs
hehe
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Little Star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:57 PM
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27. I heard on tv tonight that Mittens spent 30 milion on tv adds in
Iowa. Can that be right?
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:02 PM
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29. His nightly hair de-shellacking regime?
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:06 PM
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30. hunting varmints
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:37 PM
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31. For one thing, he's continuing to run lots of ads in the NH market
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 11:37 PM by notmyprez
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:40 PM
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32. Watching old "Donny & Marie" episodes and cursing with a sock in his mouth
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:43 PM
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33. Mitt: boo~hoo - boo~hoo, how much cash did he blow on buying the vote?
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Hoof Hearted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:44 PM
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34. Drinking.
LOL. Now's probably a good time for him to take it up. It's not going to get any better.
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