Funniest political race of all time.

I hadn't thought of this in years.

A few years back we had a hysterically funny repuke race for Senate nominee. There was this rich MA flatlander who spent a lot of money on the race. And then there was Fred Tuttle, a retired dairy farmer from Tunbridge Wells who spent $10 bucks. During one debate Fred asked Jack how you pronounced C-A-L-A-I-S
and Jack pronounced it just as you wrote it. Fred snickered and corrected him: "How can you expect to represent Vermonters when you don't know how to say Cal-ess?" (stress on the Cal)

Then Fred really delivered the coup de grace: He asked Jack how many teats on a cow.

Fred went on to beat the rich flatlander and promptly went on to endorse Pat Leahy.

And yes, every word of that story is true.

Usually in that situation the well funded candidate will not debate.

It's Vermont. We generally think a lot better of dairy farmers than politicians.

Cali, I think this is the one time you and I have ever agreed on anything. Great story!

There's actually a movie about it, starring the real and now deceased, Fred Tuttle. It's called "Man With A Plan", and it's very funny. In this case, life did imitate art, because the movie came out first.

Here's the wiki entry on dear old Fred:

Fred H. Tuttle (July 18, 1919–October 4, 2003) was an American dairy farmer, film actor and one-time candidate for the U.S. Senate from the state of Vermont. He was born in Tunbridge, Vermont, and lived there all his life, except for his service in the United States Army during World War II.

Tuttle left high school in his sophomore year to work on his family's farm. He married his wife Dorothy in 1961, and later retired from farming in 1984.

After his retirement, he appeared in several movies directed by Vermont filmmaker John O'Brien, including Nosey Parker and Man with a Plan. He starred in the latter, playing himself, a retired farmer who decides to run for U.S. Representative from Vermont.

In 1998, in a remarkable case of pseudo-ostension, Tuttle was persuaded to run in the Republican US Senate primary. His opponent was Jack McMullen, a multi-millionaire who had lived in Massachusetts for most of his life. McMullen faced opposition from some Vermont Republicans who felt that he was a carpetbagger who apparently moved to Vermont for the sole purpose of establishing residency for a Senate run. The Vermont primary structure allows Democrats and Independents to vote in the Republican primary, and many people foresaw the possibility that Tuttle would beat McMullen by drawing votes across party lines. In addition, some may have hoped that a Tuttle campaign would help to publicize the film Man with a Plan.

The ensuing campaign was remarkable in many ways. Tuttle campaigned on a platform that seemed absurdist by the standards of contemporary politics. McMullen and the state Republican Party challenged Tuttle's ballot petition and got 95 of his signatures invalidated. Tuttle needed 23 more to stay on the ballot and he received 2,309 more signatures. McMullen then gave flowers to Tuttle in the hospital while Tuttle was there for knee surgery.

During the televised debate, Tuttle asked a series of humorous local knowledge questions rather than political questions. McMullen was unable to correctly pronounce the names of several Vermont towns, or correctly answer Fred's question "How many teats a Holstein got?," answering "Six", instead of the correct "Four". In the primary, Tuttle defeated McMullen by ten percentage points. Winning the primary with 55 percent of the vote, Tuttle promptly endorsed the incumbent Democrat, Patrick Leahy.

Tuttle's campaign against Senator Leahy was notable for the continuing publicity Tuttle received and for his endorsement of Leahy. Tuttle commented that he did not really want to win because he would have to move to Washington, D.C.. Despite his endorsement of his opponent, Tuttle garnered 48,051 votes (22 percent of the vote) in the actual election.

Tuttle was described by Senator Leahy as "the distilled essence of Vermonthood". He was considered by many to be an example of both the "everyman" and of the unique individualist. He was seen as a warm and friendly man who even into his eighties would charm the people that he met at the fairs and farming conventions he attended.

Tuttle died of a heart attack after a day spent digging potatoes, at his home in Tunbridge, Vermont. He was buried in his overalls, with a pen in his pocket for autograph signing and a can of Moxie by his side.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Tuttle

And check out the picture of Fred at wiki. Guaranteed to crack you up.

It brought me a bit of cheer.

I lived in Vermont and New Hampshire for a while and have great memories of those days. Hearing the term "flatlander" brings some of it back. I hiked a bunch of the mountains up there, which was a great experience. Vermont in particular has some of the best scenery in this country.

And VT is the state that elected Bernie Sanders. You can't beat that. :)

would've been funnier still if Mr. Dairy Farmer asked Mr. Flatlander how many teats on a bull and Mr. Flatlander couldn't answer.