DUzy Awards will be posted Saturday, Jan. 12, sevenish

It might have seemed an unfunny week, but it was actually anything but.

Tell your friends.

:hi:

EDIT: and "turd".

"list" "ogre" "ego" and an accidental anti-semitic slur.

I think you should wear a kilt. I would follow you anywhere. Especially where it was windy.

where we can see heaven much better.

I love The Supremes.

:hi:

Who knew? :shrug:

I read The Big Book Of Political Jokes and incorporated them into all my posts.

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

No worries, my dear JeffR!

Another day won't kill me...:cry:

Not patiently, but I can wait. :)

:yourock:

Quel convenient!

See ya then.

Go to my journal if you have a spare month or so to browse.

I need to know so I can re-pack his gift bags.

Thanks for doing the gift bags.:hug:

You're welcome, bossman. :hug:

:shrug:

It goes under "losses". Like a shattered bay window, or a collapsed porch.

Can also be listed as a home invasion.

(That's form 8582, right?) :shrug:

:hi:

chinos. :hi:

That's what I said.
The looser the waistband,
the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

:hi:

Friday night stuff. Like pizza and The Flintstones. :-)

:hi:

Loooove Friday nights in the Lounge! :loveya:

No doubt others will elucidate on the fantabulousness of the DUZYs.

The "Turd in Punchbowl" analogy will be much appreciated!

I'm there.

ass off at some the posts this week.

:rofl:

P.S. I'm so not impressed with my, um, trunk, but hubby seems to think it's "just right". :shrug: MKJ



on edit, I'm quite flattered to be considered a militant feminist! :headbang:

you said butt...




:evilgrin:

That's always shits and giggles.

That was last week, and it was elfin artwork.

I think there's a good "flame-suit" one this week.

But come anyway. I'll make a boner joke just for you. Won't that be nice? A custom-made boner joke? Sure it will. :hi:

:hi:

I am going to leave DU unless JeffR gets his act together, and starts posting the DUzys on Friday night. I don't want to hear any excuses..."I'm tired", "I have plans", "I'm hungover", "I just had quadruple bypass and am in ICU", "I've got a life outside of DU", blah, blah, blah...
It's all about me ("me" meaning me, not JeffR), and "me", wants it now. Or, perhaps "me", needs another drink. :toast:

Oh...Never mind.

I'm becoming angry about this delay.

Oh well...off to find some trouble to get into

:D

Well ... I sure don't want to cross the picket line. No siree. Unh-unh.

:silly:

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YOU CANNOT WIN A DUZY FOR A POST IN A THREAD ABOUT DUZY POSTING TIMES !

THEN who's laughing?

A DUzy awarded in a post/for a post about DUzy posting time would make up for the withdrawal symptoms on Friday night.

Well...not really. :cry:

:hide:

Hence, the nickname.

Miss you, Dad.

With me, it's somehow an art. Unless you're pulling my leg. Sorry if not.

No apology necessary. I think my dad enjoyed the fact that I was the only girl, and the "contrary one".
As a youngun, I would wade in cow manure with him looking for night crawlers, while my brothers refused.
I was contrary in a lot of ways, not all of them bad. :hi:

:D

Thanks for the work folks!

given some kind of honorable mention!

:-)

...no really Mrs. Lib never sees me do that.....

heheheh

:-)

You said "do".