Bush's state of the union is coming - what are some good drinking games?

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alcohol poisoning is a real thing.

... if you took a shot every time he mentioned how strong the economy is, how well things are going in Iraq, blah, blah, blah.

So I've come up with a drinking game that will keep everyone stone-cold sober ...

One shot every time he says:

"But I lied about that."

"I'm an idiot, and don't we all know it?"

"I've been in over my head since day one."

"Impeachment is too good for the likes of me."

"Dick Cheney is an asshole."

"Iraq is a money-sucking quagmire."

"I've looked at the economic reports, and you're all fucked."

"I've never had a blow-job - and at this point, I'd be willing to lose my presidency over one."

"Mom always liked Jeb better."

"Bin Laden is my best bud, and it's time I admitted that I just can't quit 'im."

"The Valerie Plame thing? Yeah, that was ME all along."

"The shit's gonna hit that fan any day now - heh, heh, heh."

"I apologize to the American people for - well, for everything I've ever done."

"I resign."

But, there is absolutely no way I can listen to this nitwit speechify while I'm sober.
On second thought...I think I will drink and not listen to him. A win-win. :toast:

It's the win-win situation I think we can all live with!

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It takes too long to recover from drinking heavily now that I am in my 50's.

Or "Iran's nukular ambitions".

In fact, I bet he just repeats those two things over and over for 40 minutes. :P

nukular and terra.

But I can't stand even the briefest of sound bytes or the smallest glimpse of his face any more. I think I will read a book.

"Democrat party"

"bipartisan manner"

And then you wake up in a field the next morning wearing nothing but a strategically placed sock puppet, ballet slippers, and a necklace made from Bagel Bites. You're alternately hugging a garden gnome family and sobbing about the plight of "ceramic-Americans" and bemoaning the loss of the slide rule to the electronic calculator!

:-)

I always have to wait for the text. I just cannot sit and listen to him. \
Though ample amounts of alcohol might make it do-able. :)

and just get drunk BEFORE the speech... numbs the pain before it starts

Economy is booming, tax cuts, all is well, night is day.

by drinking every time he says these words:
tax cuts
nukular
terruh
Amurka
terruhist
Iraq
September 11th
war
coalition
willing
axis of evil
evil
3,000 Amurkans
war on terruh
Musharaf
Afghanistan
Iran
troops
surge
insurgents
detainees
freedom
homeland security
bipartisanship
education
immigration
God
Jesus
sacrifice
accountability
*smirks*
*giggles*
*laughs*
*sneers*
sanctity
marriage
saddam
hussein
exit strategy
weapons of mass destruction
safe
pertect
liberty
forces
privatize
fight
farn (foreign)
texas
resourceful
word
hard work
vacation
ranch
geothermal
osama bin laden
bin laden

So, considering the list of bushit we have been listening to for the last 7 years has gotten so long and tedious, we might want to try something different this time. Not one of us could do it based on the list above without getting alcohol poisoning, so let's drink when he says words that are not those words this time around.

We might be a lot more sober at the end of his State of the Union Address this time around, but we'll have the satisfaction of knowing:

this will be his last one and we have LESS THAN A YEAR TO GO of this MOTHERFUCKING, CONDESCENDING, SELF CENTERED, SANCTIMONIOUS, GREEDY, MURDERING, LYING, THIEVING, PILFERING, PILLAGING, HEARTLESS, INSANE, PHONY, IGNORANT, SPOILED, ARROGANT, UNEVOLVED, PARANOID, SAWED OFF SON OF A BITCH!!!


Who's in? :beer:

:toast:

"Too bad and stuff about you proles. Now shut up and sit down.* Smirk."

- Commander AWOL


* Proles = forerly known as citizens of the USA