O.M.G...

http://jesusloveseverything.blogspot.com/2006/06/glories-of-vegetable-farms.html

"Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ -- sisters brain damaged and comatosed, never to mentally return to this Earth full of sin -- inserted into pods that are themselves connected to a myriad of wires and hydraulic tubes (I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix, and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post). The pods will be the most comfortable places on Earth, playing soothing music like Bible hymns and Mozart, their insides like a massage chair and covered in silk. A few intruding wires and tubes will, of course, have to connect to the women inside the pods to monitor their temperature and overall health, as well as the babies' of those that are pregnant. And of course there will be one tube reserved for the insertion of a man's seed whenever the women are at their most fertile. And only the best semen will be used. I haven't quite settled on a selection process yet, but I'm thinking some sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these children. Perhaps one man won't be enough, for a little bit of diversity is always good. We should, therefore, most likely have a multitude of different men, one of each race. When the children are born, they can be sent off to special adoption centers, where they can be delivered to good Christian parents who are unable to themselves breed. Those that may be left over can be raised in God, brought up in Christian schools, where prayers are said thrice daily (at least), and in the summer, they can be sent to Jesus camp. If the schools are as good as I envision, then these children will make the perfect leaders for our future. But not just leaders, for if this idea is near as good as I am thinking, we will breed enough of these children to one day make up a huge percentage of our population, such that they can elect only the most Christian of people to the government. So even those that are not the brightest and best can contribute to God in some way."


Can the "rapture" take these people already? Geez...

There are no other words. :crazy:

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

Freerepublic is frequently cited.

As the Bush-bot xtians got their USSC picks and their faith based money laundrying schemes, I kept remembering the horror I felt as I watched that thought provoking movie. This scenario sounds like more of the same kind of stuff.

I am really afraid for our country, the inmates are running the assylum

I started to laugh, because on second look, it appears that you are asking the Rapture to take Bill and Hillary away. Ha!

And, I love this part:

"...a little bit of diversity is always good." How charitable of them. Not full-blown diversity mind you...just a dash of color.

Assbites.

:grr:

According to them it is getting close!

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

these guys are in character.

Dr. JD Parnell

* Gender: Male
* Industry: Religion
* Occupation: Man of God
* Location: Sugerland : Texas : United States

About Me

I was born again in Christ when I was seven years old, during one of my mandatory bible lessons. I was recieving several repeated whippings for questioning my teachings. After that ordeal was over, and the blood was mopped up, I new I was saved. I learned never to question righteous Christian authority again.

Interests

* Preaching
* Ministering
* Evangelisizing
* Teaching
* Judging
* Punishing
* Condemning
* Excommunicating

Favorite Movies

* Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
* Passion of the Christ
* Event Horizon - provides a realistic interpretation of Hell.

Favorite Music

* Mid-Nineteenth Century Hymns

Favorite Books

* The King James Bible

This freak obviously didn't grow up on a farm and may be the product of an incestuous union.

The sexual imagery is incredibly disturbing. Who would be responsible for giving all those good Xian sisters lobotomies in order that they could be the uncomplaining, compliant sexual and reproductive slaves to a small group of men? There's enough mental illness going on with this post that somebody should call the men in white jackets and have the police search the basement.

"This is just an aside, but I was recently made to watch this "Japanimation" movie, Legend of the Demon Womb, that also inspired me in a related way. In the movie, there is this device, the Nazi Death Rape Machine, that could certainly be used as a punishment for women who abort children and especially heinous feminists. The machine looks not unlike a spider, and on each of its legs women are attached and molested. If we were to take the murderers that abort children and the severely God-less feminists and knock them over the head until they are sent into a vegetative state much like Terri Schiavo, we could then hook them up to such a machine. But this machine, unlike the one in Legend of the Demon Womb, would not be a monstrous rape machine, but would gently impregnate the sinners. I know most of you will be outraged at the idea, but you -- at least those of you that think it is okay to kill the vegetative -- are hypocrites; for why is it okay to kill brain dead, but not okay to turn their bodies into vessels for life? And that's the beauty of these ideas. We will be creating a culture of life, a culture so powerful that even women who in life turned their backs to God are brought under His wing. Perhaps this all sounds like science fiction, but even Christians have fantasies sometimes..."

This guy's from UrAnus. Does everything he writes have these detailed, violent rape and snuff fantasies? People who may barely be clinging to their own sanity really don't need to be exposed to this excrement and certainly not children who may wander over to that site.

This is the definition of "I'll know pornography when I see it."

Hey, do us all a favor and anonymously alert the FBI. Given recent events, they'd probably only have to walk down the hall to tell their co-worker to knock it the hell off.

Well, maybe that's just the first stage. The program could be expanded to all women soon enough, I reckon.

But how would a man's seed be inserted into these receptacles? I mean, fucking a comatose body isn't a lot of fun, and there is (at least for now) niggling questions about "consent" so that it's not just fucking a comatose body, but raping a comatose body. The alternative would be {gasp} masturbation. And how could perfect children result from such a sinful and degrading act?

I think this plan is going to need a little more work. Since a woman who maintains good physical conditioning during pregnancy is preferable, maybe it's the men who should be strapped down and the woman who remain "free range" as it were?

"You're a masochistic S.O.B, aren't you?"

"I feel sorry for you son. I really do. You have no sense of reality whatsoever. Its people like you that give christians a bad name. Lets get one thing straight. You are not a christian...."

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?"

I didn't realize hymns came from the Bible.

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