State of the Union draft.

"My fellow Amuricans, I have the distinct honor of standing here today as the only President to deliver a State of the Union address with Articles of Impeachment sitting in Congress for both myself and my vice-president, Our Darth Lord.

"The State of Our Union is, well, in the shitter--to put it mildly. We're in a Recession, everybody knows it. The surge didn't work, we can't bring the troops home. We are puttin' more in Afghanistan because the Taliban have re-grouped. We will be sending some troops to Pakistan shortly, to help in another civil war.

"I have created more deficit, more debt, and more foreign ownership of our Nation than all the preceding prez's put together. The only value of the dollar is to wipe your ass, the oil countries don't even want dollars anymore.

"50 million of you are without healthcare, more are underinsured, and that's the way I like it.

"My domestic plans are in ruins. My foreign policy is a disaster. More of the world hates the US today than ever before. Me and my buds are still rich war profiteers and disaster capitalists. And, we are not in jail. Neener-neener. A shout out to Scooter!

"All I can say is anybody that wants to inherit the mess I made of this country must have a death wish. Good luck, god bless, you'll never see me again. Smirk."

You must feel as if you've crawled into a serious shithole with that post.

Get drunk and purge.
:puke:

He won't figure out the grunting noises of complaint Darth is making behind him until it's too late..