The furtive look of a criminal.... - Democratic Underground

Aviation Pro

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Sun Feb-25-07 10:39 AM
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The furtive look of a criminal....

Edited on Sun Feb-25-07 10:40 AM by Aviation Pro

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Sun Feb-25-07 10:42 AM
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1. Mean ole bastard.

Have another big steak and potato, Dickweed. And don't skimp on the butter and sour cream.

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Sun Feb-25-07 10:45 AM
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2. Someone's hearing footsteps...

Loud ones.

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speedoo

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Sun Feb-25-07 10:46 AM
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3. Is he looking for Mrs. Darth? Haven't seen the porn author in a while..

Is she cooking up another novel?

Is she checking out homesites in Paraguay?

Has she lawyered up?

And if she has, is it a criminal lawyer, a divorce lawyer, or all of the above?

Gawd, can you imagine being married to this beast? :puke:

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warrior1

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Sun Feb-25-07 10:47 AM
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4. Evil, greed and

arrogance personified, thy name is cheney.

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Sun Feb-25-07 10:58 AM
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5. He looks like he's 80

and not in his 60s. I was shocked to find out he's around my brother's age. I'm thinking he looks like another heart attack is on the way.

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peekaloo

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:02 AM
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6. He looks spooked. Must be the term "mechanical failure" used in his presence.

A big ol' microwaved burrito should make him feel better.

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:12 AM
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7. yep.

and make sure that microwave is on "extra high" setting. Dick don't like to wait . . .

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peekaloo

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:41 AM
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12. "The Exorcism of Dick Cheney"...the power of the Sharp Carousel compels you

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:hi:

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:48 AM
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13. !

:spray:

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City Lights

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:16 AM
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8. The Dick of Death.

Lying, evil basturd.

I'll echo Olbermann's comment about him this morning - he :scared: the crap out of me.

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SpiralHawk

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:34 AM
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10. The Dick of Death meets the Duck of Death

Edited on Sun Feb-25-07 11:36 AM by SpiralHawk

and both remain: UNFORGIVEN

"You'll never escape your Krappy Karma, Five Deferments Cheney," - Will Munny

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City Lights

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:41 AM
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11. LOL!

Edited on Sun Feb-25-07 12:12 PM by No Surrender

Thanks for the laugh! :D

On edit - I decided to give credit where it's due. To Little Bill :toast:, who turned a Duke into a Duck, and who inspired me to turn a Duck into a Dick.

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pretzel4gore

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Sun Feb-25-07 11:25 AM
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9. the birdhunter 'vice' president...

dick's been screwing the usa for ever, it seems(?)

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