I can't remember them all:
Dave: "He looks like a man ticketed for mowing under the influence. He looks like a man with a metal detector. He looks like a man who is confused by the answering machine, 'HelLO?!1 HelLO?!1' He looks like a man calling his grandson about the remote, 'Well, NOW you did it!1 Now all the programs are in SPANISH!1' "
This gossip item sez D.C. insiders were calling him Senator McNASTY long ago:
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/02172008/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm.... He torpedoed claims that his father has a volcanic temper, a reputation that's earned the former Vietnam POW the nickname "McNasty" among Washington politicos. "It cracks me up when I hear about this crazy temper because I've lived with him for almost 22 years and I've never seen it," Jack said, although he admitted, "If I screwed up, I'd know it."
Asked about his father reportedly telling another senator "(bleep) you" in a debate over an immigration bill, Jack said, "He probably deserved it . . . (My dad) isn't a bland politician. He's candid." Jack also shot down assertions that John, 71, is too old to be commander-in-chief, noting they hiked 30 miles together across the Grand Canyon last summer.
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