"LIFE CREATION" law. It is a FELONY to ejaculate without permit.

sicksicksick_N_tired

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:13 PM
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"LIFE CREATION" law. It is a FELONY to ejaculate without permit.

Life cannot be created without ejaculation. If a man ejaculates without permit, he will be PUNISHED by every means available and possible.

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DireStrike

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:14 PM
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1. I think you need a bit more setup than that

I applaud your efforts though.

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muntrv

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:18 PM
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2. Under this "law," millions of 13 year old boys will be in the slammer.

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sicksicksick_N_tired

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:26 PM
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6. 13 year old girls are in a slammer,...aren't they?

:shrug:

If the burden is shifted, it could make a difference.

Hey,...the "control" AND "consequences" would be shifted upon those who make the laws, FOR ONCE,...and history may shift.

:9

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thunder rising

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:30 PM
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9. Jeeez, I hope it's not retroactive.

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Glorfindel

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:18 PM
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3. One word: parthenogenesis - it's only a matter of time

:evilgrin:

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TahitiNut

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:22 PM
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4. Well... that'd be OK, I guess ...

Edited on Sun Feb-24-08 10:24 PM by TahitiNut

... as long as I can watch.

:evilgrin:

:dunce:

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rurallib

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:26 PM
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5. sometimes my partner is unavailable

how will that be handled? Can I go next door and tell my neighbor's wife that she is keeping me out of jail?
What about a horse? Can I ride it to a brothel?

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BadgerKid

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:27 PM
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7. Sing along everyone!

Edited on Sun Feb-24-08 10:29 PM by BadgerKid

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/every-sperm-is-sacred.html

Edit: Was there an originating story motivating the OP?

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alfredo

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Mon Feb-25-08 12:09 AM
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16. Under the spreading chestnut tree the village smithy sat

amusing himself

by abusing himself

and letting it drip in his hat.

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angrycarpenter

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:28 PM
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8. Our nation's pastime will finally become baseball

what with all the men thinking about it.

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sicksicksick_N_tired

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:32 PM
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10. OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

:rofl:

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Sarah Ibarruri

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Sun Feb-24-08 10:41 PM
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11. Sometimes I think that might not be such a bad law after all......

:evilgrin:

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sicksicksick_N_tired

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Sun Feb-24-08 11:10 PM
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12. "PRO-LIFE" would have another dimension. IT TAKES TWO.

Why not even the consequences between the one that would be forced to serve body and heart with the one that delivers the package?

:shrug:

Why not place the burden on the seed rather than the earth?

:shrug:

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Sarah Ibarruri

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Mon Feb-25-08 08:21 PM
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22. Excellent idea but I guess the world is sexist and women are still the "whipping boy" in all

Edited on Mon Feb-25-08 08:22 PM by Sarah Ibarruri

cultures, religions, countries, races, etc.

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Old and In the Way

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Sun Feb-24-08 11:12 PM
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13. Worse than that...it's a crime against humanity.

We're talking about killing millions of 'em in just one act!

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hiaasenrocks

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Sun Feb-24-08 11:21 PM
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14. The misandry on DU continues...

But, hey, amuse yourself (no pun intended) all you want. Ain't gonna happen! :hi:

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sicksicksick_N_tired

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Sun Feb-24-08 11:32 PM
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15. ??? Proposing an EVEN consequence is a "misandry"?

:shrug:

I'm just attempting to offer a mirror-image reflection/punishment/consequence/opportunity thingy.

What's wrong with that?

:shrug:

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NMMNG

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Mon Feb-25-08 01:19 AM
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21. Who are you channeling tonight?

Oy vey. :rofl:

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ngGale

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Mon Feb-25-08 12:17 AM
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17. OMG ... ROFL ...

:rofl: Thanks, I needed this laugh.
Hey, but you never know what stupid law they will past next!:dilemma:

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dysfunctional press

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Mon Feb-25-08 12:17 AM
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18. and where do i go to get a permit...? wait a minute...i had a vasectomy- i have seed-free spooge...

do i still need a permit? :shrug:

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provis99

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Mon Feb-25-08 01:03 AM
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19. fine with me. I reproduce by sporing.

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petronius

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Mon Feb-25-08 01:19 AM
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20. We'll need a force of gov't agents to enforce the law and administer punishment.

They'll need uniforms. How about this:

http://www.extremecostumes.com.nyud.net:8090/dominatrix44.jpg

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Karenina

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Mon Feb-25-08 08:33 PM
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23. Had lunch with a dear friend today

She told me that a colleague of ours was about to become an unwilling father... AGAIN. In his 40s! His line was, "WE only had unprotected sex ONCE.":rofl:

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