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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:29 PM
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Vast Left Wing Conspiracy Exposed (Double Super Secret Background)
Edited on Mon Feb-26-07 10:31 PM by ck4829
According to various Righties, the VLWC includes the following groups and people:

The ACLU
The CIA
The State Department
The Schools
George Soros
Animal Planet
HGTV
The Weather Channel
The Condom Cartel
The preserved brain of Charles Darwin

Did I miss anyone?
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:30 PM
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1. Damn that Animal Planet and their kitties!
:rofl:
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:31 PM
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2. the mighty clenis, of course!
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:33 PM
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3. Me! I'm a conspirator too!
My RW friends told me so.
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Tekla West Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:35 PM
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5. Heck all of us
I'm sure that membership in DU is a bad thing. After all, we are taking over the nation. We fixed the Grammys', the Oscars, The House, The Senate, next stop, 1600 Penn. Ave.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 11:38 PM
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11. Sounds like a plan to me.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:34 PM
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4. Oh man, I so wanted to see my name on this list
I was greatly influenced by Snoopy as a youth and I don't see him there either.
(Curse you Red Fuckup) (W)
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dairydog91 Donating Member (520 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:36 PM
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6. Yep, you missed some...
Edited on Mon Feb-26-07 10:39 PM by dairydog91
Did I miss anyone?

Queers
Europe
Anything from San Francisco
George Soros
Hugo Chavez

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

The preserved brain of Charles Darwin

Any decent rightwinger knows that Charles Darwin didn't have a brain, he had a hollow cavity filled with Satanic hellfire.
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:42 PM
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7. You left out Hollywood
Edited on Mon Feb-26-07 10:43 PM by nuxvomica
Shame on you, and on the day after their pagan left-wing ritual, too!
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:45 PM
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8. Oh my, how could I have missed them?
Edited on Mon Feb-26-07 10:49 PM by ck4829
We could never implement the Far Left Fabian Socialist-Communist Agenda of Free Health Care, Welfare, and Gay Marriage for All without the help of Hollywood.
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:48 PM
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9. All those movies about individuals rejecting authority
An obvious pattern of sedition!
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 10:49 PM
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10. Uh.. you forgot... DU
The VLWC headquarters!
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johnnypneumatic Donating Member (461 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 11:53 PM
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12. also the teletubbies, spongebob, and bert and ernie
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PhilipShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:12 AM
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13. You forgot " liberals" in your list...
They repeat the word -- liberal -- in every wild accusation, they babble on about.
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Phredicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:33 AM
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14. The Feminists, The Gays, The NAACP,
All taking orders from a star chamber of human-animal hybrids, of course.:evilgrin:
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