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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:02 PM Original message |
New dinosaur species found that lured mates with horns. |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
1. my wife played french horn... |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Did she play the theme from The Munsters to warm up? |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:05 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. no, not that i recall... |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:07 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. I dunno, a woman's embouchure looks pretty sexy when she's playing the French horn. |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:23 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. My daughter plays the oboe..... |
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Karenina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 05:26 PM Response to Reply #11 |
20. Oboe and French horn players... |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 10:34 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. My wife played a clarinet. |
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Karenina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 05:02 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Close enough for Rock 'n Roll! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. Jazz players get all the chicks. |
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chromotone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Don't believe it! |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:34 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. You must be tired. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
7. You poor deluded fool. The French horn is a birth control device. |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
8. The Species Is Called "Chuck Mangioneosaurus" |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 05:17 AM Response to Reply #8 |
27. I thought it was going to be called Herbivore Albert? Oh well..... ;) |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
9. So, I assume that Horn size matters? |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. If it did..... |
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Mabus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
10. You should've tried playing a Velafrons horn, not a French one |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 12:07 AM Response to Reply #10 |
25. I might use that in my next incarnation! |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
14. Purple People Eater ooh-eeh-aah |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 10:32 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. That guy was popular!! |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. I played the tuba, ya think that would have sent a message?? |
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chixydix (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 04:04 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. They are really big at the top and |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 04:18 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Au contraire my friend |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 05:09 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. The original Oom-pah loompahs!! |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 05:12 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. YUP and I played one of those for YEARS |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 08:55 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Our band director got us to a Division I and then moved to a more |
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Poll_Blind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-25-08 09:02 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. Cool horn! n/t |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 04:52 AM Response to Original message |
26. So THAT'S where the expression "horny" comes from! |
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