OMFG...In Long's Yesterday! I had this experience.....

I was in Long's Drugs yesterday and I had the most whacked out experience.
The back story. My housekeeper's birthday is today and I totally forgot to get him some Eternity for Men cologne to go along with a bonus for such had work. SO off I go to my neighborhood Long's. I pull up in the parking lot and get cut off by this cow in an old Town & Country wagon with wood siding. I would have shrugged this off, but she had this bumper sticker about "One Man+One Woman=Marriage" on the rear window. OOOhhhh, I hate these anti gay folks. Anywho, she pulls into the handicapped space and basically skips into the store. By the way, she was NOT handicapped and did not place a handicapped placard in the rear-view mirror. I checked.
OK, now in the store in the checkout line and WHO is behind me? THAT woman. She was getting beer and cat food. I turned and smiled and she flashed a smirky grin that, if she even five teeth, I am being generous. Typical RW hater of gay people. I decide to really get her going. Flame Time, I say to myself.
Shit, I just remembered the Eternity for Men. I pardon myself to the checkout lady and she says to me go get the stuff, honey. She was very sweet. I run to get the cologne as I don't want to hold up the line. The clerk who was trying to help me was sadly on the phone and I tried to be patient. I WAS holding up the line. As I was waiting for the clerk, a blind lady asked me if she was in the right aisle for cold medicine. She was one aisle away so I escorted her over (while finally getting the cologne in hand). I ran to the register as fast as I could, in doing so bumping into Miss Dentally Challenged 2007 who had purposefully positioned herself to be in my way. Bitch. She was muttering something under her breath, something Shakespearean, but I am no actress, so I can't be sure what exactly. As I got rung up and went to leave, I turned to her and said "FU"
Now, my question...Should I have got Polo Blue INSTEAD of Eternity for Men?
DU, any thoughts?

Glad I got to see it while it was still alive.

:-)

It's a real crowd pleaser.

...such is the freedom of speech I suppose. :eyes:

I'm with ya

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Any offensive comments regarding gender stereotypes, etc is all tongue in cheek. Read the original post somewhere in the GD page.

UNTIL I saw another post. Hehe.

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