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republicansarewhores Donating Member (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 04:20 PM
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Awww... Alberto Gonzalez can't find work. Boo fucking hoo.
From Drudge:

TOUGH JOB MARKET: Former attorney general Alberto Gonzales has been unable to interest law firms in adding his name to their roster... DEVELOPING

Alberto Gonzalez is lucky his sorry ass hasn't been air dropped into the Hague so he can REALLY see what "tough" is.

RAW
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 04:21 PM
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1. WHY isn't he in jail yet?
He's a war criminal, just like the rest of 'em.
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 04:22 PM
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2. Wow. A man of his accomplishments! Can you imagine?
:rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl:
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 04:29 PM
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3. Why hasn't Gonzo at least been disbarred?
Just wonderin'.... :shrug:
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 04:31 PM
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4. ................
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 04:34 PM
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5. I was going to post that there were
jobs around my house which needed doing, but I wouldn't let him in without strict supervision.
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:00 PM
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6. I need some heavy furniture
moved out of a storage locker and he will qualify. I'll just have my 8 yr old grandaughter supervise him.
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juno jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:20 PM
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8. eh, just wire the place up with lots of cameras
everybody's doing it, and Al says it's O-K!
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:19 PM
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7. I could send him a cardboard box for him to live in...
but I prefer that he live in more substantial quarters.

Something with heavy concrete walls, bars on the windows and a door that locks from the outside.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:23 PM
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9. "Anybody who wants to find work CAN find work"..........
:sarcasm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"He just doesn't WANT to find work". :rofl:
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NMLobo Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:27 PM
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10. Right
He's unemployed by choice. He needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. C'mon Al I'm sure they're hiring at one of the McDonalds in your area. Get to work you lazy bum!!!
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:28 PM
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11. Right on, NMLobo!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Fucking conservatives with no empathy for him!
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Elspeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:46 PM
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15. Yeah, I'm sure there are some Walmart positions open; or maybe McDonalds...
Just no motivation.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:51 PM
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16. Yeah, I can see him as a Wally-World Greeter...
Between unloading the trucks of the Chinesey made merchandise.
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ShaneGR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:31 PM
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12. Former Attorney General of the United States... can't find a job?
Huh? That says a lot about how the legal community views him.
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Supersedeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 10:27 AM
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29. just needs to apply to some rightwing think tank
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:40 PM
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13. THAT is rich!
if i had the money i might write him a check to lay on the floor, open his mouth and i'd squat over him and shit in it....

and after he left i'd call the bank and cancel the check.

:mad: :hurts:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:41 PM
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14. "Now, Mr. ...uh...Gonzalez; tell us a little about your accomplishments in
your last position."

"I can't recall."

"Thank you. We'll be in touch."
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 06:34 PM
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22. LOL
Actually there are TWO things he can't brag about on a resume - his memory and his ability to keep his employees in line - if you believe everything he said in the hearings.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:54 PM
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17. K&R #4 - do we hear FIVE?!1 n/t
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 05:57 PM
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18. OH yeah. . . . n/t
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canis_lupus Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 06:04 PM
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19. Maybe Gannon/Gurkert is hiring for his male escort business.
I've heard there are some clients that actually go for the doughy Latino type.
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1776Forever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 06:05 PM
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20. Maybe he can get a job as a pool boy in Paraguay for W when he moves down there with Pappy!
:popcorn:

http://wonkette.com/politics/george-w.-bush/we-hate-to-bring-up-the-nazis-but-they-fled-to-south-america-too-208549.php
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 06:20 PM
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21. link to entire article at NY Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/13/washington/13gonzales.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&ref=us&pagewanted=print&oref=slogin
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 06:39 PM
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23. Kiddink?!?! Gonzo is doing just fine with $40,000 per speech at Universities, google it!
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bluesmail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 07:23 PM
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24. If I were him, I'd be more worried about
justice for the people by the people. I don't think a job is on his priority list.
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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 07:24 PM
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25. I got a job for him to do.
He might not want it though.

It involves his own urine, a pair of handcuffs and a large funnel.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 04:16 PM
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26. I hear hanging around certain airport restrooms can
be profitable and you will still be able to keep the republicans only thing going.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 05:35 PM
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27. unsurprising
In order to cover for the Bush Administration, he conveniently "forgot" and was "not able to recall" events. It made him look like a borderline simpleton for the sake of covering for Bush/Cheney/Rove.

Oh, and he is a crap attorney.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 06:32 PM
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28. won't his peeps look out for him?
Edited on Sun Apr-13-08 06:35 PM by notadmblnd
I thought he was cozy with the BFEE? He lied for them pretty good, and they leave him hanging in the wind? Poor baby, perhaps he could try the hotel down the street, I hear they need housekeepers?
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