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According to the right:
Barack Obama is a Muslim, because he attended a madrassa, and is a Christian, because he attended, for twenty years, a Christian church.
That makes him a Muslim Christian.
According to Jonah Goldberg, Liberals are fascist.
That makes him a Nazi Muslim Commie Christian.
Obama is holding America hostage to race, and he is 1/2 white and 1/2 black.
That makes him a White Supreme Black Panthering Nazi Muslim Commie Christian.
Obama does not wear a flag lapel pin, and according to American Flag Etiquette, " The flag should not be used as part of a costume or athletic uniform, except that a flag patch may be used on the uniform of military personnel, fireman, policeman and members of patriotic organizations."
That makes him a Law Abiding Unpatriotic White Supreme Black Panthering Nazi Muslim Commie Christian.
And Obama is an elitist who only recently paid off his college loans.
That makes him a Law Abiding Unpatriotic Uppity Black Panthering Nazi Muslim White Supreme Commie Christian Regular Guy.
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