Few living people probably still remember the, "Cool Jerk",

Hubert Flottz

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Sun May-04-08 08:26 AM
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Few living people probably still remember the, "Cool Jerk",

Edited on Sun May-04-08 08:29 AM by Hubert Flottz

But America will never be able to "get over," or forget, the damage done by that most ever UN-Cool Jerk and his greasy, oily, friends, now freeloading 24/7 in and around the White House...(the guy that even Teddy Haggard, Pat Roberts or Jerry Foulwill(rest his miserable soul)could OR would, have a beer with.

WHO...would Rev. Teddy or Rev. Pat, most like to have a big, tall, cold one with?

(A.) Barack
(B.) Hillary
(C.) John Boy
(D.) None of the above
(E.) All of the above
(F.) All of the above including none of the above
(G.) Still praying for a good answer

EDIT...STILL Praying!

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peekaloo

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Sun May-04-08 08:32 AM
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1. Ronald Raygun (he's a big, tall cold one).

:spank:

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun May-04-08 08:54 AM
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3. Sure gets hot down there where Ronnie is in the summer time!

Edited on Sun May-04-08 08:56 AM by Hubert Flottz

Say Amen Somebody!

I'll bet you Brother Jerry would be happy to have a cool one right now with just about ANYBODY too.

The Oral Majority's morals are ORAL...they talk the big "straight talk" but seldom if ever can they, or do they, walk the big straight walk.

It's the OIL Minority that really runs the Bush/McCain dog and pony show now in progress/regress.

Stay well away from them UNcool Jerk's Kool-Aide!

BTW...this thread has been my...(SWAT FOR THE DAY!) Because, GOPers are, for all intents and purposes, like flies...

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Jazzgirl

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Sun May-04-08 08:52 AM
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2. I'd say more than a few living people remember Cool Jerk...

Edited on Sun May-04-08 08:52 AM by Jazzgirl

I bought that 45 when I was a kid back in the 60's. I remember it well.... :-)

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun May-04-08 09:03 AM
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4. I remember too!

Great music back then and I still love it and listen to it today.

It's that UNcool Jerk that gags me sometimes before I can change the channel!(wish I could change the channel down at the grocery store and the gas station)

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Sun May-04-08 09:11 AM
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5. What do you mean, not remember the Cool Jerk?

That was a neat song, though I never quite picked up on the dance.

Since I don't like beer, I would have to say I would not imbibe with any of these people.

But I'd jump at the chance to drink herbal tea or spring water with Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich.

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun May-04-08 09:43 AM
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6. As long as we avoid the Kool-Aide I think we still may survive.

Beware of people pouring Kool-Aide("straight talk")out of both sides of their spout at the same time.

If I were still a "drinking person," I'd probably need something a little stronger than a beer to drown out the thoughts of this very sad, Bush-based, calamity, that we now see unfolding in America and around the world.

I'll tell you what though...I've also had to give up smoking cigarettes, but every time I think about the constant screwing I've been taking from Bush and the GOP, I get the strongest urge to light one up before I roll over and for my night-time snooze!

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madrchsod

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Sun May-04-08 09:52 AM
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7. did you say "cool jerk" ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Z-XL9rNYA&feature=related

ya can`t mention cool jerk with at least posting a youtube video..

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Sun May-04-08 10:41 AM
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9. Oh yeah, baby!

My kind of music! I'm reverting back to my childhood, and loving every minute of it!

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun May-04-08 06:24 PM
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11. NICE!

Thanks...

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Lasher

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Sun May-04-08 09:53 AM
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8. Hey, I've still got a lot of those 45s!

I don't think Cool Jerk is in there but there's a pile of them.

I was disappointed your name was not on the list of choices.

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun May-04-08 06:59 PM
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13. I think a good "Quickie Quiz" is good for the old melon once in...

awhile! Keeps those hibernating semi-pickled brain cells charged up and percolating rite along on the next day after Saturday night.

I'm afeard I'd be :puke:ing after just one beer, if I ever found myself sitting across a table from the lyin' likes of "Brother" GW or "Brother" Pat.

A Jerk is fine, if it's on the other end of my fishing line! I'll drink to fishing!

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onethatcares

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Sun May-04-08 11:29 AM
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10. would you stop that stuff?

now I'll have that spinning on the turntable in my haid all day. Cool Jerk, uhuhuahh, cool jerk, uhuhuhuh......

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latebloomer

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Sun May-04-08 06:32 PM
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12. That was the first 45

that I ever bought!!

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