The full RNC Election Disaster Memo

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Some choice tidbits:















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"No where is the Democratic surge..."

"between Barrack Obama and John McCain..."

"Barrack Obama is a quintessential cultural liberal..."

"...from Newtrier to Shaker Heights..." (Does he mean New Trier, Ill.? That's not even a town, it's a high school!)

"rural Hispanics were not as Democratically inclined as their urban amigos." (No typo, just condescending racism from someone who has a large Middle Eastern and growing Hispanic population in his own district.)

"...Congressional Republicans can count on more Louisiana's and Illinois's". (and now, more Mississippi's, too :P )

"Harry Truman took a different tact."

"ANWAR and oil shale offer new sources..."

"Barrack Obama has not made the sale to Hispanic voters." Three strikes and your out, Tom! :dunce:

edit: "Other Democrats with potential vulnerabilities include... Dennis Moore KY-3". I'm sure Kentuckians will be surprised to learn that John Yarmuth has been replaced by Dennis Moore -- not to mention Kansans' surprise when they hear that Moore has pulled up stakes and moved east!!

Now I know where their supporters learn English.

Tacky? Now that's a winner! But spelling, not so much when everything is phonetically s-o-u-n-d-e-d out.

They only go to the yacht club on Sundays to sip mint juleps and order poor people around.

And here you thought you could just go out and create your own rosy reality in perpetuity. It doesn't feel so great to get a Reality smackdown does it?!

The other reality is this. You're stupid and destructive and everything you do is stupid and destructive. Deal with it.

:nopity:

and it's the first time I've had local broadcast news on in some months.

The Democratic commercials stressed change and hope for a better future. The GOP commercials were nasty and mean spirited, flailing away at old issues that no one still believes, like fearmongering over base closures (Wilson) and railing against socialized medicine through SCHIP (Pearce). It was actually pretty funny since everybody I know thinks health care needs drastic reform that gets the insurance companies out and everybody seems to know that the BRAC is history.

In fact, "flailing" was the description that kept coming to the surface. These fools are desperate. They know their ideas don't work and they know people are furious at their party and what they've done to this country. They're all living in the past and trying to act like nothing has changed and that only they can possibly support "our conservative values."

It's over and they know it.

and I'm lovin it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8DsuvLyvqE

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And started doing something... They've had 15 years and haven't done SHIT to make this country one iota better. They've had precisely three pseudo-ideas:

1. Act tough. Tough on crime, drugs, random international enemies, whoever. It doesn't matter, as long as we look tough.
2. Give rich people more money and tell everybody else that eventually the rich people will share.
3. If anyone notices the lies, corruption, hypocrisy, incompetence, or just plain stupidity, find a scapegoat.

They've blamed teachers, and atheists, and Arabs, and Mexicans, and gays, and even red-baited, and fifty different other groups, and now they're almost out of scapegoats. They've done a lot for religious extremists and wealthy bankers, Jack Shit for everybody else, and are now surprised that the only people still voting for them are religious extremists and wealthy bankers? Why don't they surprise me anymore?

like if he gets within shouting distance, we'll cheat him the rest of the way . . .