So we're all headed for the Gubmint Detention facilities--the ones Halliburton

has been building. We're all on the Main Core list, and we're going. But cheer up, folks. Maybe they'll put us all into the same camp. I can see it now--

Will Pitt keeps trying to quit and go home.

And the Magistrate sets up a kangaroo court where he can preside as we sue each other for defamation and whatnot (like in that Grisham novel The Brethren)

And there is a REAL dungeon for the conspiracy theorists

And Kpete is always somehow getting hold of new bits of information from outside and spreading them around

And Nance Greggs has us all in stitches with her daily monologues--except of course some of us already ARE in stitches as a result of their resistance efforts

And DemoTex, always wearing an old flight jacket, spends his nights working on his tunnel

And Omaha Steve keeps trying to unionize the guards

And Cali paces around the compound, tripping over things and bumping into walls, saying, "This isn't real, you idiots. It's only a dream."

And Skinner keeps wandering around with Grovelbot in tow, asking for donations

How do I get my name off that list?

Is there a number I can call?

It seems to be all over the web. Google "main core list" if you want more info.

http://jamie.com/2008/05/08/lets-know-more-about-main-core/

...pictures of Stephen Colbert all around the camp.

Others wonder if he has an infinite supply, kinda like the Howells from Gilligan's Island and their never ending wardrobe...

that Colbert himself is with us, undedrgoing waterboard-enhanced political re-education (the motto of which is, naturally, "No Homegrown Liberal Terrorist Left Behind.")

... is automatically suspected of being a covert operative.

ya think they'll allow us all to wear DU t-shirts? . . .

"I tried to save my country, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!" . . .

K@R, my friend. Duzy for sure!

Good synopsis.

5th recommendation

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

I guess I'll just be a Ghost in the Machine there, too... because they'll have to kill me to capture me. I ain't leaving *my home* without a fight...

:kick: ed & recommended...

:hi:

Ghost

I can't believe I MISSED this thread until now!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Here's one: "EarlG is water-boarded every Sunday night, until he agrees to write a Top Ten Liberal Idiots column for the guards to enjoy on Monday morning."

I thought, on a day like this, marked by the terribly sad news about Teddy, that we needed a bit of a distraction. I wrote it while I was trying not to cry.

It's been a sad day for all.

Well done!

well done, sir, WELL DONE

This is DUZY for sure