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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:22 PM
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McCain so dumb.................
he stared at an orange juice can just because it said concentrate.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:23 PM
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1. He got fired from the M&M factory because he was tossing out the ones with "W"s. nm
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:24 PM
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2. nice!
:rofl:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:26 PM
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6. I heard he was pocketing them.
Edited on Tue May-20-08 08:31 PM by blondeatlast
:shrug::evilgrin:

"W," get it???
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 06:04 AM
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25. I heard he was rejecting the Ms and passing the Ws n/t
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Bob Dobbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:25 PM
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3. McCain is so dumb
he thinks he can win in November.
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:25 PM
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5. Ha..Ha....that's funny!
Welcome to DU!!!
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 03:22 AM
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22. Welcome to DU! n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:25 PM
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4. He mistook his mistress for his wife--or was it the other way around? Dammit,
Edited on Tue May-20-08 08:28 PM by blondeatlast
I always forget jokes...
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:28 PM
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7. McCain so dumb.....
he studies for blood tests.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 03:17 AM
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19. LOL!
:rofl:
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Juche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:28 PM
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8. when the weatherman said it was chilly outside he went to the kitchen to get a spoon
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:29 PM
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9. hah!
:rofl:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:48 PM
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10. He gets tangled up in a cordless phone
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 08:48 PM
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11. .....he sits on the tv and watches the couch.
Edited on Tue May-20-08 08:49 PM by eleny
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 03:18 AM
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20. Speaking of TV: he's so dumb, it takes him three hours to watch "60 Minutes". nm
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 12:06 PM
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27. !
:rofl:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 04:01 PM
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30. LOL!
:rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 09:33 PM
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12. When he saw a movie poster saying "under 17 not admitted", he went to find 16 friends. nm
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 10:22 PM
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13. he thought Peter Pan was a wash basin in a whorehouse.... n/t
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 11:02 PM
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14. They told him in the Navy he could be an Ace if he bagged five planes.



He's so dumb he bagged five of our own planes.
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pipoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-20-08 11:18 PM
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15. He had his nipples pierced
Edited on Tue May-20-08 11:25 PM by pipoman
because he heard w has a dick cheney.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 02:39 AM
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18. Oooh, nicely punned!
Well done. Here's yer pie:
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dawgman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 12:00 AM
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16. he got hit by a parked car.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 02:36 AM
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17. One time, he locked his keys in his car, and it took the Fire Dept almost an hour to get him out. nm
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 03:20 AM
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21. He's so dumb, if his IQ ever hits 85 he should SELL. nm
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 04:45 AM
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23. He thinks a manila folder is a filipino contortionist. n/t
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 05:03 AM
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24. He got locked in grocery store for 3 days and almost starved to death
Thank you, thank you.... no, please....
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deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 06:18 AM
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26. That he thinks Bush is smart. n/t
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 12:15 PM
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28. He's so dumb he thinks he might have a shot at winning the Presidency.



Even his own party doesn't like him. :rofl:



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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 01:07 PM
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29. McCain is so dumb that when he hears it's chilly outside, he grabs a bowl and spoon.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 09:07 PM
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31. McCain so dumb he couldn't run a
tap.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 09:13 PM
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32. he thinks an athletic supporter is someone who likes sports
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 09:19 PM
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33. ... Is nothing more than a bag of french fries.


Really!
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