McCain is so old...

He used to have a brother named McAbel, but he got mad and killed him.

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He sure fibs a lot.

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Why?

Obviously McCain has had that bad temper for quite a long time.

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Thanks! I needed the laugh.

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that the hot air he produces was actually used to cool the early Earth.

and they tried to put a price tag on him.

you know, some of us dem voters aren't exactly 18 anymore. maybe if O gets elected you can push to have him summarily euthanise us all.

Grow a sense of humor.

self-hating geezer.

Here come the horses, carrying the Cavalry. And at the very end is McCain, riding in one of those newfangled horseless carriages.

McCain puts his hand on his own personal family Bible, and it disintegrates into a pile of dust.

In his speech, McCain gets confused and starts reciting a list of previous Presidents, ending at the latest one he can remember, Hoover.

Then, before the inaugural ball where a group of freed Negroes will be playing this strange new music called "jazz," everyone settles down for a meal of Cream of Wheat and Jell-o.

And maybe some vanilla ice cream?

and sent me something political... laughing at Hillary. I sent the following... plus about 6 others. Nothing since.
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John McCain is soooo old! How old is he? He's so old that......

... some people remember where they were when Kennedy was shot,
he remembers where he was when Jesus was crucified.

he was playing shuffleboard at the time... at the Senior Center.

his high school portrait is painted on a cave wall in France.

his Social Security # is 2.

when he first started using it, they called it NEW SPICE.

that he used to beat up Yoda and take his lunch money.

he used to babysit God.

he owes Fred Flintstone five bucks...

he knew the Burger King when he was a Prince...

he stayed up all night and watched "The Big Bang".... live.

a pair of his socks became separated by continental drift.

he sold his flint knife collection at his last garage sale.

the first job listed on his resume is "hunter/gatherer."

his first navy duty was on noah's ark.

he planted the Redwoods at Big Sur Calif.

he visited the Grand Canyon when it was still only a ditch

his first pet was a trilobite.

when he finally ejaculates, dust comes out.

his driver’s license list his Date of Birth as “damn!”

his first pacemaker was a wind-up.

his birth certificate is expired.

he farts mummy dust.

his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

he was the grounds keeper in the Garden of Eden.

when God said "Let there be light" ... John hit the switch.

he still owes Moses a dollar.

the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to his gym locker.

when congress asked to see his birth certificate, he handed them a rock.

McCain.... "When I was your age, we didn't have a moon! All we had were Jurassic fireflies!
And they were the size of cats, not the wussy ones we had to day! We had to catch them in a
net and hang it from a tree when we wanted light at night!"

for the evening crowd