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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:14 PM
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Nude maid steals $40,000 worth of jewelry.
Intrigued?

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/state/content/gen/ap/FL_Nude_Maid_Theft.html

See the part where the wife returns from vacation?

"Lucky! You got some 'splainin' to do!"
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:16 PM
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1. Obligatory "Thread is useless without pictures" post.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:19 PM
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4. Here you go! Found it on The Smoking Gun (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Edited on Wed May-28-08 04:22 PM by Poll_Blind


What? It was the court-room sketch!

PB
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:16 PM
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2. She hid it in her armpits. Please, for the love of God, tell me it was in her armpits.
:scared:

PB
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:19 PM
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3. I'd say he should have kept a closer eye on her...
...But that would be wrong.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:20 PM
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5. Where'd she hide it?? n/t
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:20 PM
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6. Anybody else think this wasn't a "maid", and she wasn't cleaning the house?
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:22 PM
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8. Oh, she was cleaning the house
(out), but there is no way she was the maid.
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 05:09 PM
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18. you mean you don't pay your maid $100 per hour?
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madaboutharry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:23 PM
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9. I think so too.
n/t
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:22 PM
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7. ...the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean...
Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

What's the point of hiring a nude maid if you don't WATCH?
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Indenturedebtor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:25 PM
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12. Exactly... methinks this story is not entirely factualy :P n/t
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:23 PM
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10. Because "Hooker rolled me" doens't draw the same sympathy. n/t
PB
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:24 PM
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11. I wonder if the thief put the jewels in her "safety deposit box?"
I loves the internets.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:28 PM
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13. The newspaper spelled it "made".
*snicker*
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 04:38 PM
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14. I guess she knows how to accessorize
:shrug:
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 05:05 PM
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15. welcome to tampa bay....
this kind of stuff is DAILY news down here...
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Sundoggy Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 05:06 PM
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16. "Nude made?"
Edited on Wed May-28-08 05:06 PM by Sundoggy
Don't they have spellcheckers in Florida? Freudian slip maybe.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-28-08 05:08 PM
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17. Hmmm, where did she hide the loot?
Never mind, I don't want to know.

:rofl:
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