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blueinindiana Donating Member (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:08 PM
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Rachael Ray has been added to the 'No Fly' list.
Rachael Ray now must prove she is not a Muslim and therefore not a terrorist.

The CIA is also making plans to render her to a foreign country where she can be properly interrogated.

Rachael Ray's family must also submit to a full and immediate search of all possessions and records or face imprisonment for being a terrorist sympathizer.

Further more all Rachael Ray's shows or commercials must be pulled immediately due to this high national security threat.

It was also revealed to that that she was working on a 'Dirty Bomb'.



WTF!

I am joking of course but WTF! Is wrong with people!
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robinlynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:11 PM
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Well you know how dangerous "paisleys" are. Almost as bad as reds used to be.
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jtrockville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:55 PM
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14. NO no no... it's the PLAIDS you must look out for.
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:11 PM
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1. Anything that means
fewer Rachel Ray commercials is a good thing, IMO. :)
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:17 PM
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4. and stay off the Triscuits box! Wheat thins she can have but leave the trisuits alone!
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:18 PM
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5. Nope
she can't have the Wheat Thins either. :hi:
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:11 PM
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2. Republicon propagandist Michelle Malkin with terrorist scarf
Edited on Sat May-31-08 02:33 PM by SpiralHawk


off to Guantanamo with this fashion traitor!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:15 PM
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3. If Ted Kennedy can be on the No Fly list, I would have believed this easily. nt
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sallyseven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:22 PM
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7. Like the incompetent
cops couldn't recognize him.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:33 PM
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12. And it happened more than once. Our safety lies in their hands.
:scared:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:20 PM
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6. 'Dirty bomb' found to be meatloaf sammie.
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:27 PM
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8. And she's even been trying to purchase "yellow cake"!

YUMMO!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:28 PM
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9. it must have been from the bakery, she doesn't make anything from scratch.
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:30 PM
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10. Worse yet she mixes up her own yellow cake in her secret lab
which she pretends to everyone is just an ordinary kitchen.
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:33 PM
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11. Yes, and I've heard, too, that she has hidden her EVOOs in Syria!
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:51 PM
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13. What's wrong with her making dirty bombes?
Edited on Sat May-31-08 02:52 PM by rocknation
They take more than 30 minutes to prepare, but they're delicious!



:9
rocknation
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 02:58 PM
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15. I wouldn't be in the least surprised, though, if lthis were true.
nothing happening with this admin surprises me--it all makes me sick, but doesn't surprise me.

was it tom lehrer who said he was giving up political satire when kissinger was awarded a peace prize?
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PDJane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 03:08 PM
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16. yes..........
and political satire in this country died when Trudeau took a walk in a snowstorm and decided to resign.
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Miss Carly Donating Member (296 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 03:33 PM
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17. yep, gotta watch those friendly, peppy, EVOO toting cooks who wear scarves
Edited on Sat May-31-08 03:34 PM by Miss Carly
ya never know about those chicks......

Who is next, Sandra Lee???

Carly
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 03:37 PM
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18. Over 900K citizens are though.
Up from 700K+ from last November when Naomi Wolf gave an interview to Amy @ Democracy Now! when talking about her book, "The End of America".
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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 04:18 PM
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19. EXCELLENT POST!!!
This certainly underscores and highlights the assholish behavior of this whole "Homeland 'Security'" deal. What a bad idea. And, the headline rang so true that I said, "Noooo!" and had to check it out and was relieved at the OP.

Good job.
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AmandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 06:30 PM
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20. people! REC this
funny stuff, should be on the greatest page... Yummo!
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